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I'm not going to lie.
one take-home point,
you will return to those
Victor Kershaw.
every asset you had.
The signature's a little off here, but no big deal.
Hey, little buddy.
Oh, my God... Not you. I need your help.
Perks included. 'Cause that's how it works.
He did it by keeping a gun behind the toilet and knowing what he wants.
is either a do-er, or a don't-er.
Ah, they're sweet guys.
- What do you want? - You gonna call home.
I told you Amino Tropical Blast's benefits
In here, go.
Oh, yeah? I got a pretty big yard myself.
at 5230, 6200 and 11100,
Where is my dog, bro?
suddenly skips B and careens to polka-dot weird W.
They didn't seem too thrilled
driving up and down the street looking at me.
- Call Daniel!
- Me, too. - You are?
Is that tire tread on your forehead?
"SH". It really is the simple things in life.
A lot.
We stack-loaded 3,000 protein calories.
A procedure?
Okay? These are not toys.
Well, you're going to fucking tell me!
- You're approved. - Wow!
Catching bad guys is finer.
But a week before I got sprung, I had a little pruno slip.
Go on, pick out another one.
a rainy day fund, margarita money.
She's very excited.
And I believe in fitness.
You can beat me, rob me, hang me like dry cleaning,
his paralegal in the interview room,
I had to hurt a man today.
So true. Hmm.
to realize that there is no shortcut to the American dream.
You can't just kidnap a guy and take his things!
If! had learned anything these past few months
Because that's gonna bring questions
You do what you're told.
He didn't mention anything.
You need some money to go with that body, man.
Your cologne, Danny.
We're gonna clean them, chop them,
Incorporate offshore.
defending the rights of drug dealers.
Although Victor liked to talk about sex a lot.
- I'm a do-er! - What?
- Bodybuilders? - Yes.
305...
I'm just saying.
Guys like Frank Griga don't quit.
You know, I get so much joy from making people money.
- There he is! - Fuck!
is changing how other people see you.
When it started,
and there is no substitute for hard work.
It's stuck in her hair!
And what does life serve you?
That moment,
Eh? Uh... Oh.
- Gotcha. - Yeah.
- He wants all of it! - Shut up!
That's a pretty professional looking hoop
I can't wait to go in his house.
I want to pump some new blood into this place.
A thousand bucks if I smash him
I cannot kill.
Because they figured out what we already know,
Then all of a sudden, I had a reason.
It's a big department, Ed. We can't do everything right.
- Did you get him? - Prick.
I want to meet directly with the board.
Well, you should, 'cause we've met.
Let me swing by there and make it right. What's your address?
All right, standby, we're en route.
Let's go, Paul, come on.
- Where is he? - Fucking maniac.
Mmm!
we give him a protein shake and we show him the door.
Oh, you're a Maybe Guy!
But he's dead now.
Come on, come on, come on! Hurry up! Hurry up!
I mean, some of the things you say are just comical.
Boom, skyrocket. Next.
Where'd you do your time, pal?
Your blood alcohol was four times the limit.
"PAUL". This was supposed to be easy.
What about them?
Fucking crackhead.
This is Solid Gold, Miami.
The fact is, Mr. Kershaw, right now,
How did you do that?
Sixty-two! Sixty-three! Come on, push it, baby!
You've got to slow down!
What?
- Ow! She's biting me! - Keep her fucking quiet!
Du Bois Investigators, Inc.
Oh, bills suck.
- What's wrong with it? - How the hell am I supposed to know?
Shit!
Have some respect and act accordingly.
- Give an anorexic an appetite. - What else do you do?
you were going to spend the rest of your life
the right guy at the right time.
We cannot afford to mess this up.
I just provided options.
- We're gonna be alone? - We're gonna rotate.
Victor, for God's sake.
We don't keep spirits here.
I'm gonna take you home. Clean you up.
- Open it! - Open it up!
Mission abort! Mission abort!
Wow!
Ain't never had a reason to be.
Fuck!
Because I was still alive.
you can have anything.
Take notes and HI tell you the secrets
I wasn't transported to some celestial space
You love those big bitches.
Good. Good. Hmm.
You know who invented salad?
- Isn't he your limo driver? - And partner.
I feel like I look great.
you know a little something about the business world,
You ever heard of Schlotzsky's?
Leave the guy broke and clueless
that no one reported you missing.
No! No! No!
The car...
Because if that's true, I'm not paying you a fucking dime!
Or worse, they hire detectives.
But with our athletic superiority,
Was this a sex thing?
and you tell me you don't trust me?
I was being polite. Look, Daniel,
but I can't take the case.
Well, I should think so,
I woke up this morning in a state of excitement,
Yeah, who?
He singled me out
What do you want me to do?
Maybe your self ought to spend some of it on a salad.
you're not even good enough to make the French fries.
I will make him proud.
little blobs of blood and muscle.
Victor!
No, you can't borrow my stamp. That's sacred.
I'ma make you Kobe beef, baby.
Shit! Oh, she's going to kill me!
But it didn't matter. We were going to be fucking rich.
22...
Il' really fucking hurts.
Let me confer with my partner. Are they good?
Between the "B" and the "I."
Save the drama for your mama.
- Me? - You're the leading lady!
Guilty.
I used to call my vag Michelle. What?
This one's gonna require your signature. Bing!
But the hardest thing about changing yourself
I don't know why. He thought they were all dodgy.