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that's waiting to take off,
- sir, you have to stay in your seat
- dude, asshole!
- no, i just have a skin condition.
- all right, everyone, i'd like to be the first
the fast and easy way to mend, hem, and wear it again.
- mr. jackson, please, you're causing a lot of problems.
[michael jackson] - oh, looky, it's a planet. * hee-hee-hee
[electrical buzzing and feedback]
- * move your body, ooh *
because you're on an active runway.
why wouldn't you at least just try eating less of it?
* i'm goin' down to south park, gonna have myself a time *
- it's all just in your head, ike.
- you are dead!
- so then, why do you just ignore it,
at least another 96 hours.
it's neither heaven nor hell.
Boo Crying
- what?
- it's okay, ike. you're going to be okay.
[applause]
@TitansSeason3
- yes, yes, i am, billy mays!
because they are lost in purgatory.
i've never sensed anything like it.
- shut up, billy mays!
Shut the fuck up you period girl
* come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine *
and get to the bottom of this,
[ike] - holy [bleep].
- yes, but as we all know,
- all right, tell us what we've got this week, chris.
stop buying new underwear every time you eat chipotle.
david carradine!
- so he wants to finally be accepted by the living
- whoo-hoo! - all right!
i think maybe with all the news
Chuck E. Cheese’s is natural and nasty on Spotify Where a kid can be a kid
we know that you're eager to, uh, get going,
to press and cook delicious sliders.
- so what?
something that made you crap blood?
is coming out the back of my pants now.
- yes, kyle, it's totally normal.
- ike! ike, wake up, buddy. wake up!
[michael jackson] - thank you so much for this award.