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Oh, you got me, baby!
Watch your step.
Do you accept a collect phone call from...
-Charlotte, I'm going to count to three. -No, Mom!
So, you two need a ride?
-I cannot stop looking at your boobs. -Come on.
You're welcome.
get the lights.
Carlton, please, escort these two out, please.
And I need help.
I stole your number from the reservation list.
No, I'm good. I'm good. I've been looking forward to this all week.
-I know. -We're going kiteboarding in Spain.
Giggly, flirty, charming person. Who was that?
our night has actually gotten weirder since we saw you last.
I just thought it'd be cool.
And now, some unruly criminals, who are also policemen...
What are they doing now?
They're forming in a straight line
Higher and higher
But do you have any tables open?
They make me sick. -So dirty.
That's amazing, Jeremy.
I didn't... I have no idea what you're talking about.
- Police! Freeze! - Put them on the ground!
Whoo!
Any coffee or dessert for you guys tonight?
-Thanks for reading aloud, Phil. -It's okay.
Look here, you two need to get your married people stuff together
Okay, someone somewhere is making a huge mistake.
Us. Us!
I don't really have gum.
Miletto?
Wow. Just trying to be friendly, Arroyo.
Honey, I don't think we should be doing this.
-Hey, take your foot off the brake! -No, no, no!
-Zip it, Skippy. -Zip your vagina.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
He is a record producer. And she is an act that he wants to sign.
What they want, l don't know
-He doesn't know? -Know what?
-Claire Foster. -Holbrooke Grant.
-So do I. -Good call.
Right?
It’s a big surprise to everyone every night That they have to wear pajamas.
I literally could not stop crying.
I don't look like a Skippy, do I? I got a gun, for Christ's sake.
-No brakes. -No brakes?
don't come back until you have a warrant.
-Oh, my God. -Are you okay?
No.
All right.
Pick it up. Run!
...where earlier today,
And, yeah, you know what? Maybe, occasionally,
-and it becomes, like, a thing. -I'm an idiot sometimes.
-What's that supposed to mean? -Y'all have a good night.
We never should've come in to this city. This was a crazy idea.
It was my pleasure.
You're gonna have to pry up one of these floor boards.
No way, lady.
- Come on. - Okay.
Honey, I'm totally fine if we don't.
-Whose move? Honey, do you wanna change?
the next thing I know they're shooting at us.
-Just count them down. -No, that doesn't work with grownups.
-We don't actually. We really don't. -No, we don't.
I've already been on nine hours.
No, it's totally cool if we don't.
And we're the Tripplehorns.
Third date.
One of them was your car. Anyway...
As impossible as this may be to believe, Holbrooke,
Thank you so much for all of your help. Dispose of this trash.
So, just asking you if maybe you have any tables available?
Get that bird away from me.
Okay. Let's...
Shut up. Shut up.
-F you! -F you, man! What are you doing here?
Nice suit, Skippy.
Be a good girl and listen to your husband.
With the sob story and the really specific amount of money...
Who were you, upstairs? Who was that person?
-Okay.
-Are you Holbrooke Grant? -Yeah.
Come on. You're okay.
and you are gonna get in there and work that pole like a runaway.
No, I just... I would...
-Dad, come play Legos with me. -Yes, yes, I will.
Okay, maybe not three-guys-at-once vibrant,
Quite sad.
What are we gonna say to them?
Did you hear how she pronounced his name?
Oh, my God. Where is he taking her?
Well, it's a cell phone, Claire. We don't need a listed address.
Come on.
and then to suddenly discover that you're menstruating?
Those clamps hurt me.
and a few other goodies I'm sure I'll find on this.
And I know it's late, but if we could just come in for one second,
I'm pretty sure prostitution,
Tripplehorns are gone.
Yes! Great. We're gonna do it. We're doing it!
-Who lights up for the husband? -Oh, my God. You're right.