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Dad?
Yes, he left his telly on the table.
Love gun!
-Are you sure? -I will light up your life next time.
-You put yourjunk in reverse! -You put yourjunk in reverse!
-How sweet. -Thanks.
Now, I want you to go in there
-Why don't you ever close any drawers? -I'm sorry.
That's... Him. He can't play...
-It's weird. -That's odd.
Hold on. Stop. Stop! Nobody's going anywhere!
I see them.
-And what is this about? -I think you know.
God!
-Stop. You can't leave. -Forget the latex.
Okay. We gotta go.
and enjoy a spread of their finest fruits of the sea.
We are the Tripplehorns.
We go through that window, we're officially repeat offenders.
-All right. Come on up.
Is it weird and odd? It's extremely dangerous, is what it is.
To help me out.
-Can I help you? -Yeah, we're here to see Crenshaw.
-Great, Phil! -I had to try something.
-Okay! -Why am I going backwards?
Let's just dial it down a little bit, guys...
shows an address of one Holbrooke Grant. West Village.
It's a big surprise to everybody every night that they have to wear pajamas.
we need to talk about how we can help you.
Joe Miletto. The guy that you're blackmailing.
Claire? Yeah, yeah, I remember. It's pretty late.
Okay. But can I have the rest of my risotto wrapped?
You know what? I have a feeling we're gonna get a table.
-Give me a second? -Okay.
Come on!
No, we're not falling for it. Find somebody from Connecticut.
Hey, on Sunday, Ollie's friend Haden has a birthday party.
-What are you doing? -If we can't find the Tripplehorns,
CLASSIC!
Yeah, sounds like you guys had a lot of time together, alone,
What's the story?
-Do you have your period now? -Yeah.
Is that supposed to be me? Or is that, like, Fat Albert or somebody?
You... You just took our reservation? Who does that?
Everything's okay! Tell them we love them.
Best fucking decision I ever made.
-Did you see how he was tonguing her? Yeah, I did.
Let's go.
Bowling, bouncy house, face painting?
You think I don't hear myself? You think I like sounding like a total bitch?
So, please. I'll owe you a huge favor.
Okay. All right.
-Seriously? -Phil, I can't...
-This road does need resurfacing. -Mmm-hmm.
Me, too, but figuratively.
I'll be down in 10 minutes.
Okay. Okay.
They're in his pocket.
What's your story?
-So we can go home. -Let's go pop it.
Pay attention! Pay attention to me!
Oh, God, he turned the gun sideways, Phil. It's a kill shot!
-Hey! What are you doing? Hey!
Yeah, the flash drive. There's no play here.
I'd do it again.
No.
Higher and higher
It's ridiculous!
and the father of my children,
Why is Long Duk Dong dressed up like a doctor?
All right! I have had enough!
Somebody tripped an alarm at a realty office.
Oh, don't worry, though. We won't say a word about the pictures.
-RadioShack. -Seriously?
In heartbreak warfare
Am I getting the present?
This is Claw, you're welcome.
Why are you messing with a nice couple from the burbs, Joe?
No, no. We sent a squad car out there an hour ago.
and you're gonna show us exactly where it is. Okay?
Have you not heard a word I said, whore?
Okay. Fourth floor. Fourth floor.
-or what we have to do next week. -And look where it got us.
This guy owns cops! We can't trust any cops.
-No, no, no, no. -Okay, let me... Okay. Let me explain.
I feel like you're losing control of the room, Phil.
Okay.
I have no idea how to respond to that.
and that they were just really excellent roommates.
It's okay, Claire. We were expecting him.
-Honey, let's go. -Stop!
And let me tell you something, folks.
Okay. Excuse me, ladies.
They stabbed a chicken nugget with a sharpie.
We say,
Better yet. That's Will.i.am,
-of how vibrant you are. -Oh, come on...
-I like you!
-Okay. Okay. Come on.
All right! All right! All right! I've got it! I've got it! I've got it!
doesn't hear from us every hour on the hour until we're safe,
-You have a good memory. -So anyway, they come in,
who needs to work out more.
He likes you, too.
Yes, sir. See you guys tomorrow.
So you're gonna go to them and you're gonna tell them
Come on.
Thank you.
Excuse me for dreaming with my android phone.
-Pop the coochie. -Just pop it out.
Fine! Fine! Just get the kids out right now!
He thinks he left his phone.
We should call 911.
Nothing you can't walk away from in 30 seconds.
And we just thought that eating at Claw
No one gets close to Crenshaw unless he picks you.
that you are the Tripplehorns.
You know, and then you come home, and you don't even look at me.
This one.
Well done, y'all! That's how I do it, baby!
I actually have a party to get to.
Claire, they have our IDs. They know where we live.
His name is Holbrooke Grant. You check the file cabinets.
Husband, when I hit the horn, you brake.
Do you ever think about leaving me?
I know, and I believe, that there is a real person