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I'm glad you're happy.
Lifting me
Okay, you know I'm not so good with complicated plots,
-We got you, though. -Say your prayers.
-to the nearest hospital. -What's wrong with my penis?
Okay, you know what? No. It's...
Okay. Let me... Okay, let me break it down for you, all righty?
I'm going to take you to that new seafood place that you read about.
I only read the first 30 pages and the last page.
Yeah, yeah, there we go.
Well, it's an interesting choice.
-It's fine. Really. -No.
to be asking us who we are?
What?
Okay? So if you're somehow blinking on his radar,
I have got this!
You two, come over here.
-What are you doing, Phil? -Trust me. It's fine.
No. No, it's okay! When he says vagina, he means your face.
And there it is. Yeah, we maybe from New Jersey,
Oh, my God. Me, too. Me, too.
Go back to bed, hotness. I'll be there soon.
and pop that coochie.
Can't wait. I don't know how you agree to still do those book clubs, buddy.
Is she serious?
Okay.
-What pictures? -Nothing.
Yeah, sure. Why not? Come on in.
-What? -She's awful!
So get on up there.
Wait, how do you know this guy, again?
-Let's use a rain check. -Okay.
Look at me! -They're all shooting everybody!
-Yeah. I read all of them. -Why?
I just wanted to take my wife to dinner tonight.
Come on! We got this. Come on. -Okay.
Oh, God. Oh, my God, Phil.
You don't wanna be doing this. I'll put you in a box.
-It has something to do with Crenshaw? -It has...
You're right, Claire. I would stay away from the cops.
I say we sit back, relax,
It's amazing you have recall like that, honey.
All right. So you must be Thomas Felton.
All right, all right, all right! Okay, I'm sorry.
If I were you, I wouldn't say another word, you thieving bitch.
-Thank you. -Mank you!
-Wait! Stop! I can explain. -Oh, yeah?
That did not go down at all as I had expected.
-Terrible. Terrible. Ah. -How pedestrian.
Baby, baby!
They're not home. They're not home.
It's because every day, I get up, make breakfast, go to work,
You locked that one, too.
Okay.
Well, the Tripplehorns got to him at The Peppermint Hippo.
Nice. But I already promised my friends.
I've had an interesting night myself.
Neither of those two words is dirty,
And you need to walk among the birds.
Thank you. You're very kind.
It's heartbreak warfare
Who does that? -Wait, how did you find us, anyway?
Use the number to locate the signal.
to just come home and jump on you and give you a free lap dance.
I'd do it again, you know.
It's not ringing any bells.
-Stop packing. Nobody is going anywhere. -Phil! Do something with the gun.
-Yeah, guys. Seriously, this is... -This is a mistake.
Counting them down, works every time.
over the next several decades. Also, on my tab,
Hi.
This is it.
This is the place.
Come on. Come on!
Love keeps lifting me
What in the world are they doing?
-Katy? Hi, it's Phil. -Hi.
You have no idea what it is like
The most excellent roommates.
Fantastic. I... I'm going to change.
Not great. We couldn't get a table,
Huh. Huh.
Looks like we haven't seen the last of Mr. and Mrs. Foster.
Oh...
Oh, God. Oh, God.
We'll wait.
I have a gun! And that means... -Two suitcases?
So we followed them into the alley, and suddenly they just grab all of our stuff.
-Good, good, good. Why? -It's for your penis.
from The Peppermint Hippo, where she works.
-Hello? Hello? Anything? -Oh, my God.
-Really? -Yeah.
Now we're really gonna make it happen.
Cyndi Lauper.
We checking this out?
Hello, my peeps.
This Is claw, you're welcome
Having sex in the same position twice a week.
Claire, just show them where the flash drive is.
Oh, no.
Oh, snap! Somebody's pissed!
We were in here earlier, having dinner with our friend Sam-I-Am.
There we go. Mr. Felton's phone is currently residing at 135 Avenue D.
Walk among the birds.
Guys, you know what would be even sexier than that?
Minor B and E.
That I would understand. That makes sense to me.
You just took our reservation? Who does that?!
I bet you do all kinds of right.
-Move! -Okay!
Man, you guys are lucky to be alive.
And I wanna take my top off,
that we are supposed to meet our friends, who are a gay couple.
Car! Car!
You two make sex with us?
Which Taste and Whippit steal
-You done? -Mmm-hmm.
Oh, God! Why do these guys wanna kill us so badly?
Claw. That place in TriBeCa with the $50 soup? How'd that work out for you?
Whippet, like the dog?
What about my dreams? -Okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey.
that this is our second breaking and entering of the evening.
I am sorry if I am a little tired after working all night
I put the flash drive someplace no one is ever going to find it.
No...
Hey! Yay! That's right. Date night.
Okay. I like that. I am completely with you.
-You're still doing that, huh? -Yes.
He just sort of went on auto-pilot.
Good night.
-Who cares? It's not a big deal! -Oh, my God! Come on!