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leaving one bright red spot of life amidst unending emptiness.
That guy over there. Let's just say that guy is Crenshaw.
and introduce us to the Little Mermaid.
-Excuse me, I don't like that. -Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We are going to die!
Oh, my God.
Honey, this is Joe Miletto we're talking about.
Don't let love play the fool with me
-For the record, I was against it. -I...
which, incidentally, was not very useful.
Your love, lifting me higher
No. No.
That's not... That doesn't make sense.
Whoa! Whoa!
I was just hoping that we would have one night
-Could you just give us a minute? -Frank?
-Wow. What... You look nice. -I just threw this on.
-Honey, why are you grabbing my knee? -Because I just remembered
I'm glad that we are not going to have sex with them.
Hey, hey. Do I look like I was born yesterday?
Okay.
Mmm-mmm. No. No. Trust me.
Gun!
Oh, you shot me, baby!
Actually, I promised my wife dinner in the city.
- Twenty times with her? Yeah? - Jinx.
I have got this!!
I forgot the address, but maybe we can find it in the files.
Hello. Yes, we are the Tripplehorn. Horns.
-Come on. -For the kids.
I'm here for Crenshaw.
- Hey! Hey! - Let's go, let's go, let's go!
No, you look great!
I feel it when you try and keel in
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, baby. I don't know,
Oh, you guys keep showing up!
-You two seem like a really nice couple. -Thank you.
Have you not heard a word I said, whore?
Claire, look at me. Look at me!
We should get going.
Wait... Look over there. It's...
-Do you have a key? -No, I don't. Can I have your coat?
They know where we live.
And I've got a plan. I've got a way to do that.
-The locker rooms are on the left. -Come on, pimp.
No, it's not that far. Don't you tell all your prospective clients
You know what? We're not actually some...
Excuse me for dreaming!
So, I could miss the party,
we approach them trying to help you out,
Just sitting in a quiet air-conditioned room,
Look, shut up! I don't wanna hear that.
Where in the corner? Show us.
Yeah. Wait, you guys still need me to baby-sit, right?
Why don't we take a walk and talk about things privately?
Drop your weapons and put your hands in the air!
-Shut up. -Shut up!
You know, I think it might come down more.
-Is there another way out of here? -Please.
-Are you okay? -I'm cold.
Careful.
Come on.
Nasrin's feet and tender breasts ached
What, tonight? No. It was very dangerous.
Come... God!
People call me Taste.
-Really? -Yeah, dummy, he's my pimp.
Oh, my God!
Look at your boobs!
is people make reservations, like, a month in advance.
I don't like those books. I don't like them.
Stop it. Shut it. Shut... Everybody, shut the holes.
Detectives.
-Claire, just give him the flash drive. -What? We have to...
What are we gonna do? We can't go home, we can't go to the police...
Okay. I've already forgotten about you.
They had no idea who they were dealing with.
Well, that was just a big, fat waste of time.
You see, the thing is, my dad's been saying I should jack your rate for a while now.
Put them on the ground!
I don't know, Claire. The gun was sideways.
No. The both of you.
-Okay. -Okay.
Hey, Slick, do we have a problem?
Hey, Katy. Everything okay next door?
These are bad people.
You gotta pry it.
What are we gonna do? I'm losing it! What are we gonna do?
Where's that frigging guy when you need him?
-Oh, my God. The kids. -Oh, my God.
We're out, we're having some beers, okay?
At the light you're gonna take a hard right. I have a plan.
How about I am taking you to dinner in the city?
You got me screwing up before I even get a chance to come through for you.
What do you think Taste meant when he said we're a long way from home?
We just wanted to have a few words with you, if that's okay.
Charlotte, sweetie, I'll make you breakfast in just a sec.
-Claw, you're welcome.
Blood trickled down her leg to the ground,
How? We don't know anything about the Tripplehorns.
When was the last time one of those interested you hot shots?
-I mean, what was that? -I don't know what that was.
I am going home. I'm going home!
-Guys? Guys? How sexy is that?
Look, that is why we are here. You need to help us out of this.
Are you sure?
I know. I know. Shut up. It's...
Well, see you later. Goodbye.
I need to go home now and wash my arms.
-F you! -F me? F you!
Okay, here's the problem. Phil has kind of a serious medical issue...
It is a two-step procedure...
Great. Okay. Well, enjoy the potato skins and the salmon.
This could have been so good.
Honey, listen to me. You are a beautiful, strong woman.
I would like to add that super old gun that I stole from your hallway,
Hello, people are trying to kill us because they think we're you. Fix it.
In 1 mile, make a right onto Route 17.