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And I get it, because I lit up, too. He is super hot! And why...
-Kitchen! Kitchen people! -That's a kill shot! God!
-Damn it, Phil! -Shh. What?
-No... -No, no, no. No. Here's the thing.
Better than roommates.
-I'm not like Nasrin. -Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
It's not like I have some gross sex fantasy or something.
Higher
We're just cemented in these roles together,
Thank you for all of your help, and I am being sarcastic.
-Too many details about your life. -Too many details.
Yeah.
So! You wanna give me that number?
Well, maybe there'll be people there. Some closeted gay men, or...
So, one more time, you were out at dinner where?
and you are going to get in there and work that pole till it's a nub.
Oh, it’s a computer sticky thing?
-Now it is on! -It is totally on!
You wanna put some clothes on so we can talk?
And I'm really tired, so as nice as it was to see you again, Claire,
I think you're gonna have to break in, 'cause I don't have a key on me.
Clown bus.
We need to ask you a few questions, please.
And action!
Mmm-mmm. No. Married? They're not married.
But that's not the reason we're here.
-I don't know what you're talking about. -I'm the new girl.
I want you dead or alive
Is that my tracksuit?
I feel like we know each other too well.
Huh? That's a little steep, isn't it?
I don't... Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Beat it, junkies.
that, God forbid, breaches the jelly perimeter,
Okay, head on in.
It's under there.
Mine's actually more dry.
Yeah. Thank God.
Oh! Oh, no, we could... We could still fool around.
It's intravenous penis medicine, and you're very shy, so we have to get
-I'm not gonna shut up. See that?
This is more moist this week.
Don't hit that!
Everybody's hopped up!
that understands exactly what I'm going through right now.
Brad, okay, well, why are we here, then, in your house,
So I will give you three seconds to give us back the flash drive!
-in the corner. -Honey... Yep.
Well, well, well. Somebody caught the pervert's eye.
Hey. Hey, yo, yo. I'll be down in a minute.
Let it all out.
-I'm okay. -Good, honey. Good.
What does that even mean?
No, no, no! Hon! Hon! Come on. We gotta get out. We gotta get out.
-Just great, Mike. Thanks so much. -Very good. Thanks.
Love gun
You've seen the flash drive?
You know what? I'll just get it. It'll be easier.
I don't know if you remember us,
You'd be in jail if it wasn't for me. So watch your tone, Mr. District Attorney!
No, no, no. You don't understand.
Ah, thanks for getting it started for me.
-Just zip it, Skippy! -You zip your vagina.
when my life is not at stake, okay?
I bet the ladies love it, too, right?
Baby, are you ready for the showdown?
'Cause who has time to read? I don't...
If you promise to surrender
-We don't wanna miss the movie. -How about no movie?
-You're walking over there. -No.
And forget about the anal!
I know that I'm, like, really bad at this stuff,
-Okay. -Ever!
Minus the syphilis.
-Claire, we have to get off the street! -Why?
where we could, you know, feel like new.
-I'm a cop! -Not anymore, you're not!
to be a teenage girl having your first period
Security cam got these.
Have to give them the flash drive, Claire.
Okay, now I'm sensing some kind of element of danger here.
And neither do you.
together, without me even knowing about it.
But my husband gets these plans in his head,
Yeah, I mean, you guys are the Fosters. You're always home by 9:30.
Everything. -Wallets, ATM cards, all of it.
Oh, I know you do. How much for a night?
-I'm gonna be that guy. -No.
Byzantine, Mediterranean. Whatever you need it to be.
Oh, we're getting in a car. That's always bad.
I'm gonna go home now and bleach my mustache.
Move.
Sex robots!
Hi, I'm eating roast beef. It's delicious.
Bye. -See you.
but, no, you don't. You have to do it all yourself, your way.
No, it's not! This is so not okay!
We got them. We got them. We got them.
Wait, what other cops?
You used our real number to make that reservation?
-Mmm-mmm. -If we have to do it,
...who doesn't know how to load the dishwasher.
Thanks again, really. -Hey, no. It's the least I can do.
Hey, do you have anything in a size eight?
You are tripping! Who do you think you are, huh?
No, not tonight. Us.
You know what? Great work, fellas. Why don't you both head home?
To make you understand my pain
-Seriously? -It made me cry.
You tell them that you have a condition and we need medicine,
Honey?
It's gonna be great.
Who's there? -Okay, move now. Move now.
We know where they were going to have dinner tonight.
-For reals? -Yeah, for reals.
Did you get it?
Come on, come on, come on.
Trust me.
Let us in. This is a new girl. She's working tonight.
Right, they steal it so they can blackmail the DA.
No, never. No.
If you want more love
-Yeah, I think you need to move. Now. -Just...
Why are there cops involved? What is going on, Phil?
This whole night was a mistake.
How the hell did this happen?
Now... First date.
Come on.