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Drop your weapons and put your hands in the air.
Ladies, please, please. Move to the side. Thank you.
Tell you what we should do. We don't have a lot of time,
Higher and higher
'cause I can.
Look, I just wanna have one day
But I am going to lapse into a mini coma for just a second,
Whippit, baby, two-minute drill. Ready?
It’s a big surprise to everybody every day That they have to do school work at school
-the city's only 20 minutes away? -Yeah, I'm lying to them. It's an hour.
-What does that mean? -I don't know.
-What'd you learn in school today? Nothing.
And I only have a 20,
Yeah, I gotta tell you, I don't really understand that metaphor.
And I'll be at your side forever more
Blow me!
-Yeah. You cold? -Yeah.
Okay, well, I'm gonna have to ask you to wait at the bar,
-One freaking way! I'm sorry!
-so walk me through this again. -Hon...
Yeah, we're scooper-duper busy.
-Or we could just keep it uh-town? -What?
-Crank it! It's cranked!
It’s a big surprise to everybody every night That they have to wear pajamas
Don't worry, we're not going to hurt you.
like, 20 times.
No. Like when you suck nitrous out of a whipped cream can.
135 Avenue D. This is it. -All right. I'll park here.
but somehow together, that is the filthiest thing I've ever heard.
And will you, for the love of God, PUT ON A SHIRT
were the city contracts that I flowed your way.
We have to find a way to get to Crenshaw.
Mmm. Well, it was like that book from book club.
All the people you see, to be able to remember one...
-Just some ledgers and pictures. -Pictures of what?
Then they start waving the guns around, and they're talking about a flash drive.
-Could you talk to her? -Okay. Okay.
the night boating thing might have been in Seattle.
Oh, that plaster is really cracking. We gotta get that leak fixed.
That doesn't work with people with guns.
Just, please, keep it under your hat until next week
-Here we go. -It begins.
-I love you! -How do you have so many knees?
-I'm starting to get... Stop it! -Give me my phone! Get away from me!
-Only the essentials. Stop what you're doing.
from an agent in this office.
Oh! You know what? Okay. Give me your phone.
They put a good scare in them, too. Joe, you know what I'm talking about.
This is about how I'm an asshole all the time, huh?
Come! Come on!
-it's okay. Just breathe. -They are gonna kill us
And even though your pecs make me wanna kill myself,
Okay. Okay. We need to get the computer sticky thing to save our lives.
You are a freak. I can't believe you'd actually do it.
And now, all I want to do is get us home.
And now you're just too scared shitless to admit it.
Then... Yeah, it was scary. What?
You have no idea what you have done to us.
Tripplehorn. Tripplehorn. Tripplehorn. Tripplehorn. Okay.
-But you guys are happy. -No, Phil, we're not.
I just want you to think about that.
I just... I want tonight to be different, you know?
-Hey, what's up, man? -Hey, hey, hey, man.
When you took one look at him, you lit up like a sparkly sparkle.
Stupid skank.
So what was on that computer sticky thing, anyway?
Okay. We'll be standing over there.
-The wrong nipple clamps. -Well...
Something with an edible garnish. I'm so hungry.
-What? Oh, my God! I am so lost. -They were just about to leave, Joe.
-he was, like, Us! Us! -Us! Us! That's...
-Ow! Hey!
Well, it wasn't much of a shortcut.
-Put it down! -It's gonna be okay.
-Hey, honey. -Hey.
This part really spoke to me. I mean, to walk 20 miles for water,
Listen, we are just a regular, boring couple from New Jersey.
Come on!
Round and round we go, where she stops, nobody knows.
Hi, hi. Excuse me.
$100,000.
-No, no! It'll only take a minute. -Oh, God!
But Crenshaw can't bust Miletto,
or should I say,
-Right. -...are hunting us as prey.
I just have to ask you one question, and do not judge me.
how about you two go knock on somebody else's door, okay?
I'm gonna try to make out with a black guy.
I'll start on the lunches if you want.
or do I have to call Joey Miletto and tell him that his bellboy made me late?
-Honey, here. Get in. -Okay.
Get up. Now.
I am sorry! I was perfectly happy stripping and tricking at The Hippo.
-What do you say, hon? -I'm actually so tired
Let's make this simple, okay? You give me the flash drive,
-Take the wheel. -What?
What do you say? Teaneck Tavern? Cozy booth for two?
-He's gonna kill us both! What? -I've got the flash drive.
Oh, my God! That's them! Those are the cops that tried to kill us!
You're telling me...
Classic!