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Haley and I are splitting.
It's the only one long enough to cover my C-section scar.
The ones we met while night boating?
That's really nice of you, but I got this.
What the hell...
I will blow a hole in your face.
No one really ever wins
-We don't have to do that. -Yes, we do. Come on.
We saw the two goons casing the place out, so we took off.
-Mom... -...two...
You know, Ollie won't eat it if the jelly bleeds over,
Are you telling me that these goons are tracking you right now?
Ah.
Phil Foster.
but now it's $320,000.
It's not gonna work.
I thought everything was fine. Really.
We've got to go, Phil. We've gotta go right now!
Really? Only if you're into it. I mean...
-What? Why? -I'm taking a picture.
What does that even mean?
No, I... No, I would love to. Let me just
Hello. Hello, good evening.
Okay, I put the flash drive over there,
We gotta get someplace populated.
drinking a Diet Sprite, by myself.
There were cars, then we... They got hooked, and...
-That's smart. -Thank you.
I'd choose you every time.
I'm gonna give you $5 even though I know it's a scam.
We'll be fine.
You guys were having sex twice a week?
But, okay, okay. Just in case,
Just a minute. I'm having the sex.
No.
Oh, it’s the computers sticky thing?
Well, I've always been good with names and faces.
Honey, if I'm gonna get whacked off,
Oh, yeah
because the computer sticky thing is at the bottom of the East River,
Are you focusing?
We have to get out of here fast. You have a better idea?
give it to him yourself.
Well, looks like you're coming with us.
-Come on, cop! -Bring it closer.
This is going way beyond a negative review in Zagat.
-Phil! Ew! -I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry.
-Look at this table. -Honey, I...
We are looking for his phone for him.
-Something I could read a document on? -I got a Kindle.
Better to wait it out.
Have a seat.
-Okay. -Come on. Come on.
I also believe you go by the alias Tripplehorn
-A lot of penis blood! -Show him where it is!
No, no, no. If we leave in 10 minutes,
-It's stupid. I'm gonna... -No, it isn't. No. You look great.
And when we heard them calling the reservation for Tripplehorns,
-Did you one-two-three her? -It works every time.
-go from there. -Okay.
-I... I don't think you're Long Duk Dong. -What do you think?
Fantastic! Won't have to pay for college.
Tripplehorn, party of two?
So keep it up
So, unless you wanna be my date tonight, which I personally would love,
we have been confused with someone else.
Stay down, stay down.
Yeah. But nothing from China, nothing with batteries...
-What? What is she saying? -She's saying...
-Brad and Haley are splitting up. -I know.
I don't understand what you want.
Just... It's not... -...a registered nurse,
We gotta get out of here. We gotta go home.
Come on. This is a family place.
and menstruate in peace.
Rainbow wheel?
We need to find someplace with a lot of people. A lot of people.
Oh. Okay.
Are you two okay?
-We need to check the table for the phone. -What's your problem?
I had to put it on backwards and spin it.
In my office we call it a computer sticky thing.
but we were here earlier, eating with our good friend Sam-I-Am.
I think there is enough evidence on this wire
-Hello! Up here. Yeah.
Quench my desire
Listen, listen. These goons are after us
-You took someone's reservation? -Yeah. Yeah. We took it...
No! It'll be fun, right? We should go.
All right. No, no, no. Nobody's going anywhere.
-Here we go. -How are you not getting this?
No, Phil, not seriously. What's wrong with him?
Shush. Mmm. Mmm-mmm. Mmm.
Motherfucker.
Let's dance.
see what else they might have been looking at,
No, no, no, no, no. No one's moving,
Mmm, but...
Wow, that's brilliant.
Or, maybe he's a big Jeanne Tripplehorn fan.
we'll be there before 7:00, get a table no problem.
But then I realized, I know what she's talking about, okay.
-I am just the dork... -Oh, boy.