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you're watching soul on Disney Pixar you're watching raya and the last dragon on disney
I like your look, honey. Very Wild West saloon chick.
Fosters! What up?
I'm having sex. I'm getting busy.
No, I'm good.
-We can't go home. -What are you talking about, Phil?
-You... -Good.
Care to join me?
under Taliban rule.
-Katy? -Fosters, what up?
Okay.
-Get... Hey, my wallet! Oh, my God.
-and you're stashing dirty pictures of me? -Really dirty, gross pictures.
Told you I could surprise you.
I'm not gonna lie to you. We had a great time.
-Get away! Get off! What are you doing? -Hey!
I mean, obviously yours is with Holbrooke.
This conversation would be even better if I knew what you were talking about.
Hey, hey, hey. How are we supposed to get this to Miletto?
I know. And so do I. But it's just not in the cards, right?
Did you hear how she pronounced his name?
There you go. There you go. Reach for it.
Hello?
-And you're gonna make a fool of yourself. -Okay.
-Picks us, yes. Picks us for what? Carlton, move aside.
Uh...
You mean Will.i.am?
that doesn't depend on how everybody else's day goes.
No. Why would you be going to a party? You're babysitting.
so why don't you shirt it up, and then we will get what we need,
That right.
-Thanks. -Thank you.
It's the same conversations, the same schedule.
I'm all over this. Captain Phil Foster's shortcut.
Get up. Now.
-I'm out. Be cool. Peace! -All right. See you later.
No.
All right. We were just getting warmed up.
-What? -I'm... Give me your phone.
I don't know, but they said you have to wear stuff
We are on our own.
And he knows that if I have five glasses of wine,
-Gone. -Everything we own is in there.
-May I take your coat? -Yes. Thank you.
-You, too, Mr. Foster. -This was part of the plan?
And that's why Taste was acting so weird when you mentioned Miletto's name.
Dude, right here! Now pull over, and get your Dr. Phil...
Phil and Claire Foster.
-Joe Miletto? -That's what they said.
-Charlotte, get off the chair. -No way!
Why don't you say so?
I think I lost a nipple.
-Thought so. -Where is it?
I mean, we're not even a couple anymore. We're just, like...
Can't tell the kids.
leaving our house and just going someplace.
Excuse me, Mr. and Mrs. Tripplehorn?
-They're fast asleep at the sitter's. -Oh, thank God.
One night, one date where we're just not talking about the kids the entire time
Hello? -Hi, Holbrooke,
His telephone...
Which is why we were hoping that you would help us.
Blitzkrieg Bop
-Yeah, it is weird. -No, listen, anyway,
-Is that the thing? -Okay. I'm ready. Here.
So we took chase, gave pursuit.
Do you understand what I'm saying? Look at me. Can you... Oh, God.
Dream of ways
Seriously, I have never been happier.
Why do I keep forgetting to do that? Oh, wait! I remember!
That's why we don't have our IDs on us.
-Wait, can you see? -No!
No. No.
I literally could not stop crying.
Just a boring married couple from New Jersey.
-Quite sad? -Mmm.
Okay.
-I think just the check, Mike. Thanks. -Thank you.
What have we got?
What he means is it's really very moving.
What is that little bitch saying? Her jeans are too tight!
-But then you came over... -We had this rice thing...
Wow! Where'd you get all this stuff?
Okay, they're still there. We're not gonna be able to get past them.
-Hey, don't put your foot on the brake! -I'm not gonna... Look out!
'cause it'd be a lot easier if someone ended up dying now!
We're all gonna take a little field trip to the Central Park,
Oh, my God! Go!
-while remaining relatively still. -Yeah. Just wanna, like, talk to you.
We got them.
I... I do all right.
Yeah.
-Wait, are you serious about Cyndi Lauper? -Yeah, she's hot.
No, Phil, we're really not.
Because you are like Nasrin. Because you are ashamed
Why would they do that?
I use whatever energy I have left to physically put myself into our bed
Wait. Come here. Crooked.
There is your shirt.
We were here earlier with William.
Nasrin baits her brother and her stepfather into fighting each other
-You put yourjunk in reverse! In reverse!
You just took our reservation? Who does that?!
Take that back.
Give a 40-year-old stripper/mom a break.
Open the door.