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'Cause he likes to do weird stuff. He's gonna call her by his mom's name.
If we're gonna pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance
Be able to get this lock open if I...
-Ever heard of a one-way? -Okay. Okay, hold on.
Good call. I would've done that.
What? Gross. No.
Mmm. I would trade Charlotte for a lifetime supply of risotto.
-Not Ollie, but Charlotte, yes. -I understand. No, I understand.
So how about that ride?
Anyway, you were awesome. Claire, don't leave me hanging.
When you missed your reservation at Claw, you ruined our lives.
Why is it so bright out here? It's supposed to be dark and seedy.
but I'm gonna go home now and look at my vagina with a hand mirror.
-The guy with the broom? -Mmm-hmm.
Bombs are falling everywhere
Lifting me
Just get the kids out of the house right now.
-The park? -Could you be more specific?
-Yeah. -We are Phil and Claire Foster.
My husband, very sweetly, but delusionally,
We have a date tomorrow night.
Ew, Peppermint Hippo. That's...
Anyway, he ended up buying a place down here
Again.
That's enough!
-Is everything okay? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, what happened? I mean...
and we were hoping that tonight would be sort of special.
-I'll get your glasses. -Hello.
I got this.
There we go. Okay.
-What, the Fosters? -The Fosters?
thought that we could make it here early enough to get a table.
because these criminals, these dirty cops...
Yeah, we've been trying to call, but we couldn't get through.
is gonna put down your guns.
-in Sixteen Candles, Long Dik Dog. -Long Duk Dong.
You, me, the kids, all of it.
That is, literally, a recurring stress dream that I have.
-All right, bye. -Bye.
And you should be able to dance again.
Yes, I... I accept.
And get in there and butter that pole.
Welcome to Blue Bottle Shop
Tripplehorn is probably an alias.
Ah! I'm up. I'm up.
Never. No, God, if anything, I fantasize sometimes about being alone.
-Not me. Not anymore. -What... What do you mean?
Honey, move your ass!
You two are under arrest for obstruction ofjustice, racketeering, conspiracy,
Take them over to your house.
Oh, boy, I hope she's really a hooker. That would be amazing.
You realize, of course,
So, those two cops don't work for Miletto. They work for Crenshaw.
That's amazing, Jeremy, but I'm gonna go home now
-Shut up! Shut up! -Yeah, right?
Phil, don't you barf on me. Don't barf.
Well, thank you, Officer Friendly.
What? Do I have something?
All those long drives up and down the turnpike.
but your plans are the worst!
I think it's your dried barf, lover.
Claw? It's impossible to get in. And the city's so far.
Did you really think you could steal from Joe Miletto and get away with it?
That's not what we are, is it?
and I remember that you used to run your own detective agency or something?
God, what was on your shoe?
Okay. We don't...
This gun sucks!
Tell them we love them and everything is gonna be okay!
Did you get it? Did you get it?
Doesn't even matter now, though,
F you, mother-F-er.
Okay, here's what we're gonna do. You are gonna go get the flash drive,
Fosters!
We don't know anything about a ransom note.
Why don't you two show me what you got?
maybe leaving isn't such a good idea. This is our home.
Come back forever, and bang!
Zip my face? Are you serious?
I put it in a sandwich bag, so that it wouldn't...
Yes? Yes.
I'm taking the parkway to 23. Much quicker.
You know what we want.
You were sitting at the table.
...one and change. We subtract from that line 42.
So you just took somebody else's reservation?
Oh, it's a computer sticky thing? That's...
They're gonna find us where Giuliani put the homeless people.
We're gonna need some help.
Have them in your back pocket for a rainy day.
I'm, like, flashing back to all those empty houses we saw.
-What? -You read it.
We're stuck. We're just stuck in these roles,
-You want a drink? -Yes, please.
It just went...
Oh, okay.
Okay, you look over there. I'll look here.
I want it and I need it
Okay, it's a little storage disk that you stick in the side of a laptop.
Yeah, okay.
black ops, that sort of thing. It's a grind.
If you want, we can stay on and help you find them.
I'm gonna count to three, and every one of you boys
No, I would love to. Let me just get my head around it, 'cause...
The roadway has been sealed. Stop your vehicles immediately.
I don't know! I don't know!
-having book club? -I haven't told the kids.
Okay.
sitting down, eating my lunch with no one touching me,
unless we pay them a $15 processing fee.
Gum?
Lifting me...
Three!
That's amazing Jeremy but I'm gonna go home now and fart into a shoebox
Keep on
Get out.
-What about the spider nests? -Called the guy.
You are the mother of my children.
-everything from everyone! -Okay, okay, that's enough!
Let me see that number.
-You read the book. -Of course.
I bought a new car a couple of months ago. Maybe the Audi dealer needs a favor now.
Oh, wow! I kind of pulled a boner here. Sorry.
Are you ready for the go-down?