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-Hi, how are you? -Name, please.
Could I just come up for a second? It's very important.
Th is is the NYPD!
-We think that he might have left it... -We need to look for the phone.
Wife, you throw yourjunk into Drive and you floor it. Let's do this.
I was against it.
Good night.
I think he wants us to have sex in front of him.
Put yourjunk in reverse, asshole!
-Big mistake. This is all a big mistake. -Two...
but how did you even begin to come up with that whole plan?
-Okay. -We'll follow you.
you might not remember me. My name is Claire Foster.
District Attorney Frank Crenshaw gave a press conference.
-Yeah, he said, Zip your face. -That's your best line?
-Yeah. What's it to you? -Yeah.
Here we go. Here we go.
Sucker. Kids!
and then we'll be out of your hair.
-Just breathe. Are you breathing? -Only in.
Thing is, this ledger
-and you are going to bring it... -Tell you what,
Oh, my God. When we're there, we could, like, do it on the beach,
Mmm-hmm.
As you can see, the floors are all pickled oak.
Tons. I mean, she went way above and beyond the call.
-Guys. -Hi.
What?
or Collins is going to break both your wife's arms.
The Central Park.
It was a terrible, terrible thing to do.
-You have something for me? -Yes. Yes, I do.
-Have you... -Yeah, he's coming on Tuesday.
-All right. Take care.
Excuse me, sir, we're trying to do a rooftop thing.
-Claire Foster. -That's me.
You know, they got a guy on the outside that has the flash drive.
Mom? Can I have breakfast?
Keep on
-because there's a two-step process... -My penis is fine.
so that she can flee the town, go out in the desert
'Cause it matters to you.
Oh, my God! This phone smells like urine!
so my wife and I will bid you adieu.
Thank you so much.
No. No, literally.
Boy. Look at these two lovebirds.
-Count to three. -What?
A helicopter and a SWAT team are part of the plan?
Get your story together.
Oh, my.
Why are we talking about me? You're the one going crazy.
Okay. It's not working.
How about one with a flash drive?
Once Miletto has the flash drive, this thing ends.
We are leaving by choice. Leaving by choice right now.
but that is gross. That's...
Move aside.
Lighting strike
-Really? Like, present-day or... -Present day.
I said your love
That's ambitious for those two dirtbags.
Come on home.
And Holbrooke.
Hey, and what is it to you?
Well, it looks like we will be able to get you a refund of about $600.
This broom and I, we don't break our promises.
Love gun!
No, I know, and I'm so sorry. It's just, this is an emergency, and...
As it so happens, we didn't have a reservation, so we took yours.
What is a flash drive?
Oh, my God.
-Yeah! -How I can't do anything right?
Soft hands.
So, at first, I was pissed. I really was.
I wanna talk to your boss right now!
That's not entirely true.
Right.
He had your friend Holbrooke call me. Said to be here at 5:30.
-She invented that thing. -That's not scary.
You look awesome!
-Come on. Here we go. Let's go! -Okay.
I am dying to hear what the hell happened.
Phil!
Higher
But your penis!
-This is a different version. -One...
and when we came back, it had been towed.
I am not sure, but I think this is the best pancake I've ever had in my life.
They're sitting on the same side of the booth. That is not a married move.
Detectives, welcome.
Yeah. What kind of people are you?
give them a bath and get them into their pajamas,
Okay, listen to me. I'm gonna need you to stay a little late tonight.
I love you.
Hey ho! Let's go
And we didn't. We were late,
-She doesn't speak much English. -Hello.
See you.
You're her pimp?
No, actually, screw Holbrooke.
Next time you make a dinner reservation,
Night boating. It's very popular here. I read an article about it.
So we were just going to go and have a check for his phone.
Stay put.
-Tripplehorn, party of two? -So let's just head back.
-Honey, don't move. Mommy! Daddy!
No, we need to get out right now.
Don't call me a bitch, whore.
it's really an amazing story.
Turns out these guys work for Joe Miletto.
-Oh. Yes? -Oh, well.
Yeah, you know what? We have to... Yes.
I feel like I am exerting way more energy than you are.
Hi. Excuse me, hi. I'm so sorry to bother you.
Ransom note?
And will you, for the love of God,
-Come on in. -Thank you.
No, no, no. No, you guys are really happy.
And you call this Byzantine?
We took somebody's reservations.
But, no, you had to go and get all greedy and start stealing
because he won't listen to the lady in the car,
Uh-uh.