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Hey, what's up, man?
Absolutely. Cheers.
She is out there right now. Shit!
I just miss her, I guess.
Hey, look. If I was drunk,
Hello.
I'm not going to say I survived, I'm going to say I thrived.
I ate Saturday.
So I figured we could bring Paris here
Like, people win prizes for guessing the bride's weight.
I hope you don't have a salad. Oh, yeah.
Lillian, Lillian, look at this one.
And my dad can't afford the wedding.
I’m referring to myself When I say delusional cat mom
Everybody go outside. I'm serious!
Here's a friend standing directly
She got sucked into the toilet.
It's a funny thing about brake lights. You have to have them.
That's great. Yeah.
Man, I love Wilson Phillips.
You know what? It's getting really late.
Come on, hot dogger.
Wynonna Judd.
Forget it. Marvin J. Whatever.
Sorry. He is so gross.
And then you came home with me and we did stuff, fun stuff,
What are you doing when you are having sex, then?
I'm not. ...she has to leave.
You are like the maid of dishonor.
I just feel like I'm excited, and I feel relaxed.
everything's got out of control.
Do you want to talk to a cop about it? We are just like priests.
This is her driveway?
'cause he's a terrible liar, and he thought he was gonna blow it.
Joey! Get your shit forget, Joey!
I Just Want to thank you for carefully selecting me
Hi. Hi.
No, baby
Don't you fucking look at me!
I took nine.
Why do you lock yourself up in these chains?
The whole reason you have got this job, Annie,
Fuck off, Helen
What's so funny?
Are you okay?
You're hungry?
I told Dougie I had to go get Q-tips.
You did? Yeah.
Took a hard, hard, violent fall. Kind of pin balled down.
Now, why can’t you be more like Kahlúa
I am so sorry. I didn't mean to waste your time.
These are great.
And I'm going to give you this.
Actually... No.
Dessert wine, yummy. Excuse me.
Be careful. What are you doing?
So you're saying she's at her apartment? That's what you're telling me?
And all I know is he had tape marks all up and down his cheeks.
What's wrong?
Get those taillights fixed.
But Becca spoke so highly of you.
You have to punch it a few times.
You're an asshole, Annie! Oh, my God. What are you doing?
Anyway, go and save your friend from her apartment.
Hey. it's great to meet you. Hey, how are you?
- Oh, yeah. - Lil, Lil.
Would you like some Apple....
He travels a lot. Like, all year.
There has been lots of organizing, and... I have so much to tell you.
I don't know how you just can't do it any more.
So, what's up with her, anyway? With Helen?
Helen just took over everything, and
I'm not even confident on which end that came out of.
Okay.
This didn't happen because of Helen.
Have a good date. Thank you.
What did you do last night?
I'm a hungry bear.
That's a dress. That dress is so pretty
I love you, too.
do this to you?
they are literally joined at the hip.
and how your boyfriend left you,
You made good cakes.
I'm just going to kiss you now rather than just...
You smell like pine needles and you have a face like sunshine.
At first, I did not know that it was your diary.
Well, don't litter! I'll fine you. I'm sorry.
No, I'm not!
You're grumpy In the morning
with the best of them!
God damn it, that's good.
Oh look you can get your check cashed next door
To experiment, get it out of your system, find out what you like.
We can't find Lillian.
Cream puffs, that's what you call them. Delicious.
Yes, I'm sorry I haven't called.
And I love my new asshole!
I'm life, Annie. I'm life, Annie.
We’d like to invite you To no longer live with us anymore
Excuse me, my husband's kids.
The dress looked fantastic. It had come in from Paris.
in spending any more time with me, which is fine.
It's a simple solution
I want balls in my face.
Are you fucking kidding me? Fucking Paris?
...Before you kill someone.
My stomach hurts. I'm hot. What does that mean?
But you are so good at it.
You know what just came in today on the Netflix?
Okay, Annie, I know you are afraid of flying,
It was. It was very fun.
You don’t have a husband
Make it stop make it stop
Going to the snack bar.
Nutella! Yes. Delicious!
so just call me when you get a chance.
In fact, out of her asshole, which I'm sure is perfectly bleached.
Oh, my God! This is the best present ever!
Oh. Could I borrow your razor, please?
We are not all bad.
These things are always so awkward. Yeah.
Umm...
Hey, it's Lillian. Leave a message after the beep.
I didn't mean to sleep over.
Top Text Bottom Text
There’s something about you that sticks
If I drive like this, they're gonna think I just stole a car,
Yeah, I know that there is pain
I don't really wanna...
Ohh. Yeah, that sounds rough.
Can you please just pull over?
- Oh, my God. - Let me see.
Okay. Thank you.
Can’t wait ladies!
Do you think I went home to my mommy, crying,
Okay, we're coming... We're coming in.
Andrew, you are not the father!
I'm basically just by myself.
Yes. Can we go?
Thank you. I feel so close to you and can trust you.
Listen, I need a trip that I can fantasize forever
I'm not an Air Marshal. You don't need to take a watch.
Yeah, that was my boyfriend.
Somethings going to happen to you.. I don’t know what that is, but...
Do you want to go for a walk later?
- Thank you. - Cheers.
Even when we were little, she didn't like anything
Coach passengers are not allowed up here in first class.
And you two deserve each other,
Okay.
Everyone calm down. Go back to your seats.
And I feel I can communicate with you with simply a look.
Hey. Hey.
Hello Grandpa
You know what I was thinking?
No, you gotta go do your party rounds.
Okay, we've traced her cell phone
to the front like you have a beak.
My grandma is not supposed to have wine. I'll be right back.
Can this George Glass do this to you?
Everybody calm down Go back to your seats
Don't you dare laugh.
It's scary
This whole wedding is fucked up.
Yeah, I played a little in high school.