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That wasn't me.
Bad, bad, bad memory
- No more - Mrs. Fucking Polite
Did Harley really have tape me to toilet From a bound and gagged Princess Hannah
Access denied. Access denied.
You remember the Bertinelli massacre, right?
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
- Ew! I love it. - Yeah?
Where can I find Cassandra Cain?
to bribe every single judge and cop he needs to get a monopoly on the city.
I'm not talking superficial partnerships.
- or is that just me? - [laughing]
Hey, it's Detective Montoya. Respect your elders.
[guns cocking]
it was kinda nice having the kid around.
Mr. J once lost a rare photograph of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt,
See, I was halfway across town,
Bruce? Bruce!
- to a damn toilet? - Mmm-hmm.
A master.
- from the roller derby. - Yeah, yeah.
[cell phone vibrating]
I'm not shopping at this store.
A kiss may be grand
Egg, bacon, American cheese.
- to stand on their own. - [teammate 3] Oh, girl,
[groaning]
You're gonna have to be quiet.
[muffled shouting]
- [Munroe] She? - We got a hair.
- Get away from me. All of you. - [Lance] Put that shit down.
That's what I thought.
Bad, bad, bad memory
I had to find a new identity.
They got the kid. Shit!
I've heard it's beautiful.
Go get the kid.
So, forgive me yet?
[Cassandra's father] Don't talk to me like that.
Cass.
Aren't you, my little baby?
That is my job you are fucking with. What is wrong with you, Renee?
- Did I stutter? - Go ahead.
Thanks, doll. You're a peach.
[Montoya] Cass! Harley!
[both laughing]
Find me a new driver.
Yeah, I have wanted to do that for quite some time.
[gasps]
Okay.
Become a psychiatrist, work in an asylum.
Jesus. Who the fuck is this? What?
Oh, good morning. Good morning.
[teammate] Ride that pole like you ride your man!
[Harley] Are you dummies still sitting there?
It's not a party without a little drama, am I right?
Rip open her little tummy.
[muffled] Harley.
You know, psychologically speaking,
Will you sleep on it? Will you do that for me?
Harley!
And I ain't never need him So it's so easy to leave him
But I was never an establishment kinda gal.
[scoffs]
I don't need you All my diamonds dripping wet
how'd he get fired from his own fucking company?
And luckily for me,
[gun clicks]
- Is it Halloween? - Hey. How you doing?
- Mr. Sionis. - She's just a kid.
I gotta take you back a few days,
- No. - Why is this happening to me? Why?
Come on, kid.
and going out on your own.
Why don't you pour yourself a drink? It's almost noon.
Without a woman or a girl
Okay. No, no. No, no, no. See, she's just a kid.
Harley!
[Lance] Cass?
It doesn't make sense. I don't understand.
I'm not proud of what I did, but I had half the city after me.
The fuck? Hey! Hey! Come back here!
Oh! And I found Bruce.
Oh, no, no, no. I want you to stay here with me.
[Harley] I got him!
Mmm...
you know that this is when shit gets real.
And I'm good for the 75 cents, okay? I promise.
This is a man's world
That's fair enough.
- Sure. Drinks! - Hey, two shots.
And when she was found dead in the street,
Loans, liquidity, laundering.
And I don't really bang But I came with the gang
This is my club. Get up now.
Whoo!
told people about the breakup.
[Happy groans]
It's not a fucking bow and arrow. It's a crossbow. I'm not 12.
If you let me go,
He's after all of us.
Who are you guys?
[chorus] But diamonds
Come on! Turn it up!
[groaning]
They keep chasing my props
Yeah. To save your own stupid skin. Huh?
[gasps] Ooh!
And don't let him give you shit, okay?
[teammate 1] If not him, the next closest alpha male
[singing] This is a man's world
They call me...
...because without the Joker around,
I thought we could build something beautiful together.
- broken up this time. - [teammate 1 scoffs]
He had four people killed alone last night.
- [Sionis grunting] - [Cassandra whimpering]
to come and take their pound of flesh.
Fall in love with your patient, break said patient out of said asylum.
Why, thank you.
I don't need your help. I got this.
Mmm. They boil the heads of their enemies