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Yes!
[both laughing]
They call me...
But I'm the one they should be scared of.
Very impressive.
I said sit your skinny ass down, you dumb slut.
Lost in the wilderness
The Janus Corporation is his father's company, thank you.
Chillax. No one knows we're here.
- Look, I'm sorry about that, but I... - No.
Mmm!
became a psychiatrist.
But you dared him to do it.
[beeping stops]
Parley?
I took your ring.
Some people just aren't born
Which is exactly why Roman Sionis is trying to get his hands on it.
There's the thief. There's the thief.
[police siren wails]
Roman, you trustafarian fuckbag.
Cops who never would've dared come after me before
Morning.
[Happy groans]
[Harley] Yeah, I don't think so.
[Sionis chattering indistinctly]
Without a woman or a girl
[man] Hey, buddy, I'm gonna need some help.
Bitch, you don't know How good I treat ya
[Cassandra gasping]
You just betrayed him. You just killed his BFF.
Yeah, no wonder everyone hates you.
You piece of shit!
I like it when you call me crazy
Hey, where did you get...
What?
[Cassandra grunting]
And he said that he overheard something about laser-encoding.
I've located the Bertinelli diamond.
[woman screaming]
[Harley] This way!
He is not an acupuncture model. This is a statue of me.
What would your mother think of you working for a guy like that?
I saw that.
[cell doors buzzing]
And those guys? They're gonna be just fine.
Blow something up. Shoot someone.
since my little stunt at Ace Chemicals announced to the world
No fair.
I'll tell you a super-duper secret secret.
Bridges to burn And places to run
[both] We know.
Oh, poor Renee.
Finally.
Pinky swear. Cross my heart, hope to fart.
Ah, fuck!
Oof!
What is she laughing at?
[Harley] With the walls closing in around me,
[bell dinging]
[grunts]
- Right. - [tires screeching]
The Joker and I?
Are we ready? Bad guys, just outside.
You're suspended.
[Sionis] The diamond.
[Montoya yelping]
You dig up so many stories
or this way.
Parkay her way for the first time, thank you.
[Zsasz] Here she is.
All these boys Trying to play my discography
It's my party, my body, my business
Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman.
[Harley] I'm not going soft or nothing, but I gotta admit,
- [urinating] - [sighs heavily]
- [groans] - You're so tiresome!
for peeling faces is Roman Sionis,
Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam
I'll give you till midnight.
Hmm.
That diamond is our only chance of stopping him.
Aren't you, Brucey? Yes.
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
- [laughing] - No.
[Harley] If you've ever watched any cop movie ever,
Now you wanna come and knock on my door and ask me to help you out
[Harley groans]
[men groaning]
And I'm sorry for your loss.
[Sionis] I will be waiting.
Okay. I'll go get changed.
[Munroe] Who does?
I can.
- You know that! - I know it.
Oh, Jesus Christmas.
Right, Captain?
- My diamond? Who? Who's got it? - This kid.
- [yells] - [groaning]
All right, all right,
What's wrong with you, Victor?
"Behind every successful man,
[groans]
So, how long you been a mercenary?
Took me off the streets.
No, she's not. She's...
Or help you at the automat
- Come on. I'm not even with him anymore. - I know.
[Cassandra yelping]
[Montoya] Freeze.
You sold me out?
Shit. [screams]
- Don't kill me. - Ha! Right.
Run it by that beautiful wife of yours,
[Sionis's driver screaming]
Okay?