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- What's with the ice? - You'll see.
Leave me alone. This is all your fault.
I can't drink any more of this.
I had a lot of time to think in there, and I'm not mad at you.
This red-headed gumdrop will bungle it anyway.
Screw this, okay? Just screw it.
I'm scared to come out of my room most mornings
Let me hear you say it.
I'm not eating whipped cream, Ben.
Can you excuse us just for a second?
but that's the point, I've been thinking about it ever since.
God, your generation's gone soft.
to grow a ponytail on a meatball?
Let me go! I'm not crazy! You're all crazy!
There's nothing clever about that.
I set out on my boat,
Cool off, bitch!
You're the meanest person I've ever met.
It's go time.
Mm.
but it's still gonna give me the wah-wahs.
Ah. "Who will love me?
The truth is...
- Yeah, she smells. - Okay.
Yeah, well, don't you have a toothbrush?
Hell, a monkey could do it.
No, absolutely not.
What the hell did you just say to me?
check out what's going on outside,
I'm a pediatric dentist. This man needs an oral surgeon!
H-How was your stay?
You-you are a writer, that is for sure.
but that's not gonna do the trick.
Yeah, I was in a bad place, Alba. Okay?
I don't know what that word meant...
- Oh! - Oh! Tough day at the office?
Get the keys!
nobody's messing with that.
'cause I think you're gonna be pleasantly surprised.
You've got to go back to school at some point.
Why don't you go ahead and throw everything back
Got this.
- Mm. - ...but I conclude it was nasty.