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- Prisoner. - Do you see the fear, people?
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No, that was a compliment.
I like your boobs.
for the Young Inventors' Fair.
Frank?
I know I saw it on TV. Something about a kiddie porn dungeon...
Now, on each card is a character dilemma
- I'm sorry, I... - Look, Donnie, wait. I just...
Dad played golf with that guy.
- Imaginary. - Would you like to talk about this friend?
Son, it breaks my heart to say this,
but do you know anything about... time travel?
Yeah.
They've suspended him from after- school activities for the next six months.
- What else? - What else?
Like, this cute little blonde
You can't just lump everything
Assigned to each one of us. They just... They're like liquid.
into these two categories and deny everything else!
what is commonly called a daylight hallucination.
And as you know the girls are scheduled to leave for Los Angeles in the morning.
It's amazing. The man thinks he's telling the truth.
What if you could go back in time and take all those hours of pain and darkness And replace them with something better
You're watching wild kratts on pbs kids You're watching Thomas and Friends on pbs kids
I made her lead dancer!
That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs Why do you think Papa Smurf made her?
Just take the china, bitch!
Nothing.
School's cancelled.
Is that what you'd show your kids?
Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me.
If you're there, please pick up. Oh, well, Good news,
It's complicated.
Not if you travel within God's channel.
I'm sorry, Karen. This is a progressive school,
- Don't look so freaked. - I'm not.
- Good morning, you mongrels! - Good morning.
I'm crazy.
You should already know that.
There's a car!
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to manic pixie dream girls.
Donald, let me preface this by saying
of all the endless combinations of words in all of history,
- When is this going to happen? - Soon.
waying the pros and cons and in the end I still wouldn't have proof,
Why?
No.
The girls got three and a half stars
Thank you.
Whatever fits.
But what you gotta understand, son,
There was urine and faeces flooded in my office.
I'm reading. Get out.
Our paths through life must be righteous.
What did you find?
You know what no one ever knows what they want to be.
You want to kiss me?
I have significant doubts about your...
- We stayed at a hotel. - hey, my dad said he saw you at the golf course.
along its centre of gravity.
- Hey, have you guys seen Frank? - No, I think they said they were going on a beer run.
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Gordon Motion!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
Scary.
And I'm afraid, really, really afraid. Really afraid, but I... I...
- Theoretically. - And be able to find one of these wormholes.
And so can you.
No.
An agnostic is someone...
and they get to comeback for the quarter-finals.
"Even the grown-up gangs who ran the betting at the All-ln wrestling
- No one's allowed. - This is my house.
"cellar door" is the most beautiful.
- They still don't know? - Know what?
And now that you're famous, you gotta have a smoke.
Donnie is experiencing
Where'd you come from?
Like, the whole spectrum of human emotion.
Ok, go. Go!
Yeah, you.
Hey, Porky Pig I hope you get molested