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- [All Laughing] - Shut up, man.
Santa after 3 bags of coke and a bottle of steroids
Turbo Man!
those common letter writers who make fun of my kneesocks and my safari hat in the summer!
- Procedure-wise- same as we talked about over the phone. - Procedure?
Whoa!
[Chuckling]
Back up! This is a homemade explosive device! And I'll blow it up!
Let's get outta here. Dad, you smell like barf!
- Name isn't Buddy. It's Santa. - Fine, Santa.
You shouldn't wear fur.
Any luck in finding that doll?
- Give me the phone! - There you are!
Booster?
When the alphabet boys decide you’ve been a bad boy
- Four! - Hai!
You can’t delay, complain and lie your way out of this one.
He is going to hit the roof.
A merry Christmas to you, Officer. What are you, crazy?
Geez! I've been sweating like a dog in a Chinese restaurant...
Ah!
♪ And folks dressed up like Eskimos ♪
♪ Rockin' around the Christmas tree ♪
and his dad got him a Johnny Seven O.M.A. gun.
When you saw someone puke in your school bus
[Groans] Whoa!
- [Man] ♪ So, you know when Christmas rolls around ♪ - [Howard] Come on, buddy.
Hey.
No, no! Just give me the ball. I got it. Ow!
'Cause, Dad, when someone makes a promise, they definitely should keep it.
Are you two under the impression...
oh boy henry furry the sex defender was a secksi porno and wait wtf aaaaaaa its thx aaaaaa oh shit the logo is gonna come and its gonna fly up into our aneus and become a big metal dildo aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Well, Jamie, you see, I'm your fa—
This is nothing but a harmless Christmas package.
I mean, no, that's fine.
Now get your mother!
- What you gonna do now, kid? - Hyah!
Ted? What the hell are you doing on my roof?
Nope. not even close. Sorry——-
Know why? 'Cause I work for the post office! So you know I'm not stable!
Sorry, buddy, but you're on your own.
♪ You can plan ♪
and his sidekick Booster.
We played in that clubhouse the entire day.
Nobody likes you boosters
I did everything within my power to get the doll for Jamie.
♪Jingle bells Jingle bells ♪
All right, put them in a van and lock 'em up.
And Modest too.
- Oh! - [Crowd] Turbo Man!
[Sighs] He's not gonna make it.
And don't forget, you're my number one customer.
- What? - You see, I couldn't get through on the phone.
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You broke my little mirror.
Look what I've got for you— a shiny red ball.
♪ When they say it's Christmastime ♪
to keep you updated on all of this year's parade action.
Okay. Okay, listen up. We're running late here, so pay attention.
♪ To you ♪♪
About to do something stupid But my brain says:
Lets get out of here!!
I'm going to take you back to your mom, okay?
he's busy attacking my wife's cookies, all right!
Only the hottest selling Christmas toy Ever!!
Hey everybody! These two are looking for Groceries!
- A ploy? - Man, where have you been?
Jamie!
No! Your father's been laid off!
Turbo discs, anyone?
Well, it looks like it's that time of year again—
- [Engine Roars] - [Shouting]
[Beeping]
[Man On Radio] KQRS, Minneapolis
- Oh, no. No, no. No, no, no, no. - Yes, you did.
- You know, Turbo Man's gonna be there. - I know.
Hey, neighbor!
We'll do the rocking while you fill the stocking.
me rn with all the chatter
[Gale] It's the Demon Team— Dementor's evil henchmen!
.
putting up my star on my tree.
[Car Alarm Chirps]
Howard, where are you?
No. I know. Like this.
And as if I didn't have enough pressure in my life..
Cat in the Hat!
[Man] All right, kids. Come on
Me too me too
If you’re the first caller to correctly identify all eight of Santa's reindeer...
- [Students] Hai! - Two!
♪ It's Christmastime ♪
[Screaming]
But you know what? I'm one step ahead of you..
Aww, Poor baby..
Oh, he barked up the wrong tree!
I'm really, really sorry.
♪ Open ♪
Because the last thing that I want on my conscience right now...
- Do something, Turbo Man! Use your turbo discs! - My what?
Hey!
Snuggly Shark! Snuggly Shark!
[Sinister Laughter]
Ha, ha!
He became a billionaire.
He always puts the star on. He's adamant about it.