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I Know You, You're Booster!
We don't want him! We don't want him!
Like this?
I understand plenty. I know what's going on here.
I got a Turboman for Evan months ago…
Oh, I love this time of year.
- [Women Shouting] - Stop! Stop hitting me! I'm innocent!
♪ So they say it's Christmastime, I know ♪
Johnny's gonna get one, and so is everybody else I know.
[Line Ringing]
[Santas Cheering]
will select a special child from our audience.
- Turbo Man! Help! -Jamie! I got you!
Look at me now.
So, I built him his own clubhouse.
I know what I'm talking about because I went to junior college for a semester..
Don't you forget, you're my number one customer!
He knows my name
Shut your mouth, funny
Gentlemen, we've been duped.
All sales are final.
It’s nestled safely under my tree.
“SHE’S BAKING UP A STORM HERE.”
No, really, Ted. I'm okay.
Come on!
- Okay. - Okay. We'll meet you there.
- [People Muttering] - [Woman] Hey, what are you doing?
Put that popcorn down. Now!
♪ That Santa Claus ♪
[Screaming, Shouting]
That's Santa's helper!
I have to pick up the D-O-L-L.
Jamie?
You picked the wrong day
- [Loud Footsteps] - Yeah!
No problem whatsoever, but only for you, Mr. Jacobs...
There. Are we finished now?
♪ I make my runs about the break of day ♪
- [Groans] - [Crowd Gasps]
- [Muttering] - Give me the phone!
♪ Everybody knows ♪
Duolingo in a nutshell
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year ♪
When the government Is forcing you to get a third shot
♪ It's Christmastime ♪
And that's why your my number one customer!
- Maybe this will put us in the mood— - I got the answer!
Merry Christmas.
They're looking for Turbo Man.
Relax, buddy. I'm not about to hit a Santa Claus.
And there's also a microphone inside the helmet...
And as for you, Turbo Man...
I'm just a loser with no future.
Hey!
What?
It came out great.
Here you go, my man. This will warm you up.
- Here. Give me the money back. - Ah-ah-ah. Whoa!
Let's go! Come on!
Oh, I think I have an idea.
[Grunting, Moans]
If there’s anyone I don't want to have advice from right now, it's Turbo Man!
Oh, sure. What the heck. For that kind of profit, knock yourself out.
including, "It's turbo time!"
Hi, Dad! I knew you'd call!
- She's what? - Listen, Dad, are you on your way?
I remember one Christmas, I wanted this one special toy-
[Knocks Out Beat]
So, champ...
Oh.
♪ What fun it is to ride and sing ♪
get out of my way box
I know what you're thinking.
OHHHH THESE COOOOOOOKIIEEEEESSSSSSS
Adam totally oblivious to his son's invitation The Classic Fail end result:)
Go ahead. Come on. Let's move it up.
you promised that you were gonna be at the parade.
- [Crowd Cheering] - Wow!
[Gasps]
[Burps]
Battle evil with America's favorite superhero...
The parade's gonna start soon.
Thank you Stud! I've got your six!
My reaction to Sonic the Hedgehog 2019
He Knows My name
[Grunting]
♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪
- Why did you do that? I got through! - 911! 911!
- Huh? - Hah!
Whoal! Nothing like waiting till the last minute, Howitzer.
Liz, you're like a lost and frightened foal.
- You can always count on me. - [Laughs]
Yes.
and then when you get the toy, it breaks, and you can't fix it because it's cheap plastic!
♪♪ [Santas Harmonizing]
Uh!