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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Hey, hold it. Wait!
Accessories sold separately. Batteries not included.
On your way out, just tell her I will be a few minutes late...
On your arm!
Ta-ta turboman
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen!
I was thinking about that brouhaha at the toy store—
♪ 'Cause Christmas is the time ♪
Listen, bub, we provide a service here.
There are three cutoff valves to the nitro fuel.
- [Instructor] One! - One!
Hey everybody This guy wants to call google
I got it! I got one!
Meanwhile, all this time, my "in touch with his feminine side" neighbor—
I was the hero then.
I can't believe this. Whatever happened to your lofty ideals, huh?
Your wife’s cookies Are out of this world
It's easy. Just call 555-KQRS
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen!
Did it win?
Like, if there’s something really important...
and I said, "All you need is Italian salad dressing."
It's fun and educational!
I've been under pressure since this Zip+4 thing.
[Whooshing]
I just kept one in case I ever needed it.
Thing looked like a blast.
- Get your hands off my kid! - I need the ball. I need that toy!
Liza, I think Turbo Man has selected a winner.
You can't cheat, lie and steal your way out of this one.
Hey. Psst. Buddy, come here. Come here.
Thank you!
Because of two minutes? Because of two minutes you're not—
♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪
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- He even made us have Christmas dinner in it. - No!
My reaction to first trailer of Sonic the Hedgehog 2020
- [Engine Cranking] - Piece of junk!
How touching.
- [Screaming] - Yeah!
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
Get out of my way, Box!
[Explosion]
For me, it all started months ago...
She's next door petting Ted.
I thought I'd take him down there and set him free
Hey, sorry about whacking you at the toy store.
[Man] ♪ So they say it's Christmastime again ♪
I got a turbo man for Matty months ago
taking a look at my porch light.
Arnold
Couldn't you just take Fourth Street?
- The emergency cutoff switch is here. - But you don't understand.
♪ I wonder when your Christmas card will come ♪
Yeah! That's a really good sign.
One— it's a grenade launcher. [Imitates Rocket Grenade Firing, Exploding]
They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisement...
♪ I'll bet it's that same old winter one ♪
- The back door. - ♪ Good tidings to you wherever you are ♪
When the government is forcing everyone to get a third shot
and you being such a handyman—
[Mouths Word]
This man is totally insane
- What did I say? - These guys are looking for Turbo Man.
I left it there by mistake
Eh! Too happy.
This coming from a guy who assaulted a toddler for a SuperBall?
- Get him! Get him! - [Howard] Who's gonna be next?
and you guys come barging in here...
you will be the winner of the hottest toy since Johnny Seven O.M.A.
Get the Plumber!
Finding eclipse glasses be like... Finding the turboman doll
- Really? - Hey! Maybe your parents should get a divorce.
I didn't make it.
You can always count on me.
♪Jingle all the way ♪
my son sends me out for some goofy-butt toy...
[Screaming]
I got two. I got two!
Well, who would know better than me?
Let me in! Let me in! I got the answer!
-Jamie! - Don't worry, ma'am. It's all part of the show
♪ Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you ♪
[All Shouting]
Look! It's Turbo Man and Booster!
the $caws... they are all gone
- Don't touch anything back there. - Hey!
Your dad is so cool. I wish my dad did stuff like this.
I bought my Land yesterday Its nestled safely under our tree
Oh, is this it?
to a woman that slept with everybody at the post office but me...
And me? Well— [Scoffs]
No. I can't say that I have.
- Everything okay? - Yeah, fine. Ted, I need to speak to Liz.
Hey, look, you guys, the radio station's just two blocks down on Wabasha.
Mom! Did you see that?
Whoa!
It's nestled safely under our tree.
so I have to get out of my Jeep, don't you?
- [Howard] That's it! - [Myron] Come here! I'm sorry I hollered.
they'd probably be impossible to find.
Bigger Brain
I am not your buddy! I tried to be your teammate! I wanted to be your friend!
♪ Will find it hard to sleep tonight ♪
I love you too, Jamie. I love you!
Mmm! Oh, these cookies! I got to get the recipe from Liz.
Here's To you, SLATS!
[Boys Shouting, Grunting]
Yeah, and who the hell do you think you are- Mary Poppins?
♪ And goodness knows he didn't want a lot ♪
I wouldn't count on it, honey.
[Man On TV] We'll be back right after these messages
Whoa! Whoo, whoo.
[Turbo Man] You can always count on me
Pick a kid so he can come up here and get his prize!
I think I have something that belongs to you.
- Dasher, Dancer— - [Male Caller] Uh, Randy, Jermaine, Tito-
.
You haven't seen the last of me, Turbo Man!