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Merry Christmas, Jamie.
[Phone Ringing]
Two— it's an anti-armor gun. [Explosive Shot]
(Metal Creaking) - Stop the Boat.
Grumpy Tree...Grumpy Tree
[Chuckles] Do you want to trade?
No! [Screaming]
_
- You got the cash, we got the doll. - How much?
I'm looking for my duck Where's my duck????
Well, I'm glad you had to stop and think about it.
I got a Turbo Man for Dorian months ago
I just have to run to the office quickly. That's it.
Dad, you can't go to work today. What about the parade?
How do you do this?
- [Jamie] Me! Me! - [Johnny] Me! Me!
[Man] ♪ Well, it's Christmastime again ♪
- [Elevator Bell Dings] - [Deejay] KQRS. You're on the air.
Damn you, Howard.
Stealing from a kid?
He's nestled safely on my bench
- Mom! -Jamie!
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
I think she's in the shower. Do you want me to go check?
[Howard] Liz, you should have seen us in there
Let's get outta here. But I'm going first, buddy!
- [Demon] Let's get this guy! - [Demon #2] What are you doing?
[Snorting, Bumping Continue]
♪ They call me back door Santa ♪
Geez! I've been sweating like a dog in a Chinese restaurant...
"The Little Boy That Santa Claus Forgot"?
♪ Of the year ♪
You wanna see the doll, don't you?
Me:
I was good enough to talk to in line, but I'm not good enough to be on your team!
[Muffled Shouting]
[Laughing]
Lizzie?
[Laughing]
- Let's watch— - And listen.
[Screaming]
I know what's going on. Then they sit there and make a kid feel like garbage...
[All Laughing]
Noah: Shut up!(Smacks Gene(wreck it Ralph) in the face with a bat).
Oh.
holy crap its henry furry the sex defender im gonna call him so he can rape renee with all hise big black penis and vaginae
Hey! [Grunts]
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen. All right.
♪ So you know when Christmas rolls around ♪
All right, kid! End of the line!
You think you can let me make it up to you?
♪ And ding ding a-ling-a-linging too ♪
waiting for your sorry ass to show up.
I remember a few years ago..
Ha, ha! I'm having a good time! Bye!
♪ That Santa Claus forgot ♪
Merry Christmas
- Kosher? - Yeah.
♪Joy to the world The Savior reigns ♪
The Turbo Man dolls, they're all gone!
Awesome!
♪ With the kids jingle-belling ♪
No
You can’t bench press your way out of this one!
Jamie, please.
♪ He sent a note to Santa for some soldiers and a drum ♪
Could you ever forgive me? Please?
Howard, I'm of the mind-set you can never do too much...
Sometimes I just got to say it ....
- Thank you, Turbo Man. - You can always count on me.
Come on. Open up! Open up!
Well, if you think the fabric is too dark, then we'll just recover it.
Liz, if you just give me a second, I could explain it to you.
Your wife’s cookies Are out of this world
I'm gonna make it. I hear you.
grab one of those guys and just choke him, choke him until an eye pops out!
♪ It's Christmastime ♪
[Laughing] I got it! I got it! Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
Hey, show a little respect for the suit, huh?
To answer your first question— yes, the rumors are true.
-Just give me the doll! - Never!
[Coughing]
I'll have my revenge!
Howard, I've been thinking.
- I got through! - Help!
We're not doing this for us. We're doing this for the kids.
He knows my name
Pipe down in there!
Falkor at end of stream Ta-Ta, Turboman
Who told you, you could drink my beer? PUT THE BEER DOWN!!! NOW!!!
♪Jingle all the way ♪
Geez! I've been sweating like a dog in a Chinese restaurant...
This is war.
Shut your mouth, you funny.
Oh, no. You have no idea.
[Groans]
I gotta tell you, Santa...
It's turbo time! [Shouting]
- Huh? - Oh, thank God. Hey, we got him, people!
It was a total freak accident what happened at rehearsal.
- [Crowd Cheering] - Pick a kid?
Do you have any more in the back?
I'VE GOT A BIGGER BRAIN
[Jamie] Turbo Man! Use your turbo-rang!