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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Russ ended up with the recipe.
besides the obvious shoplifting?
and we used to get Channel 6, but now we don't.
You mean tall, hot, and ignoring my Lyme disease?
Look, elephants!
We got to blimp back to D.C. after the engagement party.
Let it out, girl!
a Thai fruit with five times the nutrients of a banana.
We got everything we need right here.
I need you, Lillian.
“You mean tall, hot, and ignoring my Lyme disease?”
Then go in there and get them to stop masturbating so much.
that we can't get right here in our neighborhood...
Well, thank you for stopping in.
Ten minutes. Sure, I'll just...
Why didn't I pet him? I was right there.
picking up his Titus."
No, Lillian, if I'm gonna be white, don't make me be Irish.
Rural Pennsylvania?
even if it means you hate me,
He was pretty sick.
because they saw you crying.
Take a feral bodega cat.
Hmm.
That would be a Boscov's, ma'am.
like drunk driving.
I won't betray Russ.
with a sick Titus.
Rat babies!
to promote my appearance on
Ms. Chalker mentioned that.
Ugh! Why would I want to be with a bunch of skinny virgins
It's silly, like...
thinking every van I see is gonna kidnap me.
which is why you should want one of my stores.
So what choice do I have now?
Oh, I'm supposed to be happy now, too?
like grass.
the first female clown.