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Can we hang up on him?
- You posted them. - Yeah, I didn't fucking do it, okay?
I almost had a record! My fucking dad almost disowned me for that!
That's finally the reaction I was looking for.
- Wait. Guys, guys, guys. Come on, please. - Okay. All right. I see.
- Keep it, bitch! - Fucking asshole.
Okay, you're a fucking creeper. What do you want?
Everything. Everything that's flagged.
- Did you give Jess permission? - Jess! What the shit?
I didn't know what to do.
- Fuck you, Adam. - Okay.
He's spying to get info on farts and boners, okay?
- She's saying... - I need you to call the police!
What the fuck? What the fuck, bro?
i'm an evil 0! stone me and bake my bread i'm nothing on the evil conch! i told myself that 0 did me no good! such an evil 0 it was i broke my ribcage on that evil 0!
Blaire, I'm not fucking around. Show me the paper. Or I walk!
I just have this mental picture of balls, but no.
Okay, Blaire?
- It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter! - Oh, my fucking hero, Mitch.
We can't listen to her. I'm gonna make this right, guys, okay?
Is he okay? Ken!
- Someone's in their chonies! - What did we walk in on?
So get your narrow fucking head around that, you hear me?
- Hi! - Why is this fucker still here?
- She already said it. Stop pushing her! - Yeah, I heard her say that!
What are you doing?
I try to hit delete, and it disappears. I reload the page, it's still there.
Dude, what the hell was that?
- Don't call me that. Do not call me that. - How many guys? How many guys?
He was a weirdo.
- Fuck you, Blaire. - Stop talking, Adam! Stop it!
Click the fucking link, dude!
- We're gonna call the police. - I will do anything you want.
- Ken? - Yeah?
- There's something in my house... - She's just yelling a lot.
It's still there.
- There's simply nothing better than that. - I'm not gonna just sit here, guys.
All right. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Hey!
They're going to be there in 5 minutes.
Hey, babe, go lock your door. Go lock your door.
- It's not letting me take a screen grab. - Yeah, me neither.
- You doing your demon voice again? - Yeah.
You're worth it.
- What? - Wait, come back.
- Do you guys see the mirror? - The mirror's fucked up. Yeah.
5250? I didn't hear 5250.
You're the one who's like, "I'm not hungry, I already ate."
You wanna play the game. Jess, you wanna play the game.
hello coffee! hello dear!
I love you.
- Dude! - Why would you post that?
- These are incredible. - Oh, my God. It just came from your account.
- Do you want me to fucking delete them or not? - Yes! Delete them now.
I can't fucking shut it off.
Okay.
- I'm sorry, Mitch. - What do you mean?
You wish.
- Dial the Fresno, California... - Please call them. Police!
- No, I'm not lying to you. - That's great. That is...
- Hello? - Can you help me?
mariner's bluff isn't blind ridges or uraneras piecespeciealopeciatits or coral's bagumohpumgees or towse's mowtohers or junger's doughirmps or pana's bliss or pulllip's plaouamhams.
I'm at home. Online, with my friends.
Just forward it to me.
- No, he didn't. I'm still... - It wasn't like that. It wasn't like that!