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Next week: Egyptology.
The Grail is mine...
Only the penitent man will pass.
Oh!
we named the cat argylle
WO IST JOOOONES?!
INDIANA: How's the head?
exactly how I feel!
"I6/4"
Don't get sentimental now Dad.
Health Ranger Lore is her hobby
INDIANA: Well, I thought it would take them a lot longer
to recover the Grail is currently underway.
Everybody a Nazi ...But me!
[grunts]
What have you brought?
It's at your disposal.
Ah, Venice.
the location of the Grail, I'm afraid,
What about the boat?
But I found the clues that will safely take us through,
[thud]
Do I detect a rebuke?
It's war.
He belongs in the 90s
A...
Now how about a hug?
not to take the Grail from here.
You said he had two days' start.
I left your father working in the library.
[band playing a march]
Get back!
Derek:
My soul's prepared to shitpost... how's yours?
The penitent man...
There was spell resistance Jaxom
I have a passion for antiquities.
Run!
[bang]
and they include a map
Yeah?
goose-stepping morons like yourself Should try reading books instead of burning them
Oh, yes, she did.
Carlo talking to his Dad About.... Barazuca Mini Size " MINI"
Alfred, did you get anything yet?
Brooksy Don’t call me BROOKSY
Eleven o'clock, fire!
Your presence on the platform
In Greek.
Shush! Shush! Shush!
There's no way out of this.
More or less.
Thank you.
Actually, I was a wonderful father.
[panting]
Wait! Wait...
Grip
[bullet ricocheting]
after having found the Grail
Ah, Vegas.
No no no no no no! I hate Caillou, Maggie & the Ferocious Beast and Tugs!
[blowing]
So it wouldn't fall into their hands!
I'd rather spit in your face.
The gift of youth to whoever drinks from the Grail.
The Christians would have dug their own passages
Does anyone here speak English?
[speaking German]
[wind whistling]
Ah!
For you, too.
We named Owen’s dog “Red”.
[grunts]
Get out of there, Dad.
This is his whole life.
Half the German army's on our tail,
And in this sort of race,
And before dying of extreme old age,
Carlo pleading with his dad about... Barazuca Mini Size "MINI"
Kneel!
that we've hardly spoken for 20 years.
described in detail.
.
Get it ready.
there's no silver medal for finishing second.
This grail tablet speaks of deserts
in the first place?
[speaking German]
Okay grapenut Let's move Country safari.
Look, we have work to do.
This is it.
Where's my father?
Hmm?
[fabric tearing]
[wind whistling]
The honor was mine
into the last crusade
He never would have made it past the rats.
And I hate...
You lost today kid But that doesn't mean you have to like it.
I believe in the Grail, not the swastika.
The kid's got something!
That's his name: Henry Jones, Junior.
from clues scattered through
HERMAN [whispering]: Indy...
Morris would agree with me
sharing your adventures is an interesting experience.
Manipulation
The Ark of the Covenant.
Ah, Melbourne...
My New Year view
[noble, mystical theme playing]
Always do what the doctor orders.
Dig with your hands,
The keys are in the ignition, Your Highness.
[Scottish accent]: And not before time!
They chose…poorly
[conversing in German]
BOTH: What book?
I didn't trust her. Why did you?
Jehovah.
Three devices of such lethal cunning.
to tracking down the knight's tomb.
has been safe for a thousand years,
Secrecy essential to success.
Come on, Dad. Come on.
[wind whistling]
and to guard it.
No, Dad. You listen to me.
No. Fish make love in it.
[laughs]
With luck, Thad’s already Had 11 drinks today
I wrote them down in my diary So that I wouldn't have to remember
Oh, rats.