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for one night, don't you think?
[camcorder beeps]
-Merry Christmas from the Pierce family! -[Dad] ♪ Merry Christmas! ♪
[whooshes]
[bar patron snoring]
Teddy Pierce.
Santa."
[Dad] Oh.
[bell chimes]
Whoever it was
-[woman] Everybody smile! -What do we say?
[Kate grunts]
I think it was 2009 when you made all the stockings by yourself.
[all laugh]
An old ornament...
once you get older, the whole Christmas thing
[ticks, beeps]
Lisa.
"Dear Teddy, I got your letter.
Yeah?
[speaking Spanish]
No...
-Hang tight and blend in! -Come on! Let's go, let's go!
[Mom] That's awesome.
Believe.
[Santa] ♪ Well, you've been A real good little baby ♪
Wanna bet
[pipe rattles]
-[camcorder beeps] -[indistinct chatter]
[sniffles]
♪ Christmas tree ♪
[engine revs]
-Where's Santa? -[Santa] What's wrong?
[beeps]
-I don't mean to. -That's okay, honey.
[gasps]
[gasps] Oh my!
Uh, Min-Jun.
[in English] Let me explain what happened!
So, what is all this stuff?
If you ever meet Mrs. Claus...
[women] ♪ In town ♪
Of course the sleigh!
This could be you in the future, Getting Prison Tattoos and Slinging Tequila Shots!
Kate!
Merry christmas
State Street, go!
-He's at the back of the house! -Get your coat!
Now, I don't know how you guys do things in the North Pole, but...
When mom sees this, she's gonna freak out
[in English] My family tree.
-[Teddy grunting] -[Kate] Teddy!
Timmy Burks!
And a Pierce...
Bjorn-You're famous Elf!
Ah...
-[shouts] Teddy! -What?
I'm sorry, we can't help.
All right, you gotta hold them.
You used to laugh when I called you Teddy Bear,
[both gasp]
It's not bad, you can't do this, you're such an idiot
Whoa! Slow your roll. Get back here.
[toy beeping]
Okay, I want answers. Real answers, right now.
Good move, Teddy.
Come on, Kate! I'm waiting!
[women] ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
Down your chimney!
-What? -Come on!
You're not even old enough to drive!
-[snorts] -[Kate] You can trust me.
He shoved me against the wall, into this picture.
[gasps] Oh, you really have no clue, do you?
You two okay?
-anytime you wanted, you could've just-- -Shh.
[sleigh bells jingling]
-[Teddy] Yeah! -[Kate] We did it!
-♪ 'Cause Santa Claus is back in town! ♪ -[whoops]
[footsteps retreating]
[Santa shouts]
[in Elvish] Hunter and Connor Morris. They live on 4433 Pacific Avenue!
If I'm not up and running in the next couple of hours,
I know, I know. [clicks tongue]
[Kate, in English] He's in jail?
He said the best human helpers he's ever had.
[machinery clanks]
-Oh, gee. Well... -[bells jingle]
[Teddy sighs] Kate. [clears throat]
[Mom whispers] You're gonna wake up the kids!
What is that thing?
That'd be great.
[in English] True Believers?
[sighs] Larry and Sheila Bumperton.
[Hugg grunts]
[both] No.
-[phone ringing] -[siren wailing]
Dad wouldn't be disappointed in you.
Oh, jeez...
[plastic crinkles]
[Santa] ♪ Well, you've been A real good little baby ♪
It's stupid, not stupid
[laughs]
Whoa! Christmas spirit is down to 19%?
[stammers] Wait a minute.
I mean, who can eat millions of cookies in one night and not get fat, right?
There's still time for you to make it right.
No judgments!
You see, after the sleigh crashed,
Well... I mean, there's gotta be something we can do.
I know where to find the best I've ever had.
I mean, he spent years helping other people, but where is he now?
[both] Hug it out.
So good. So good.
Santa got Teddy a bike!
-[sleigh bells ringing] -[reindeer snort]
harassing the customers.
[chuckles] I--
[bells jingling]
I think you've done quite enough damage already, don't you?
[Teddy] No! [screams]
All the presents delivered in record time, and Christmas spirit is up to 95%.
[man on radio] All units, we have a reported grand theft auto.
[women] ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
-Let me go, and nobody gets hurt! -[grunts]
is Santa's treasure.
I want for the two of you to get along.
Give me that.
[girl] And a really cool pair of awesome sunglasses.
And don't stay up too late. And no soda! [smooches]
Talk to me, ladies!
[in Elvish] Slow down! Slow down!
Prison tattoos and slinging tequila shots!
If I don't do something quick, this night's over.
[bells jingling]
[Santa] That's good.
Oh, he's serious.
You stole a car.
Hello?
[Teddy] All right, come on. Right this way.
-Blitzen! -[engines roar]
[sighs] That just really happened.
Why are we even bothering with this fool?
There is a santa in this stupid costume
All right! Here we go!
[both] Merry Christmas!
[orchestra music playing]
[in English] Cool! Now we just need to find Santa!
This was all me. I took the car.
Christmas spirit is already down to 31%.
-[both] Yeah. -[Mom chuckles]