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-Ah, yes! Okay. [chuckles] -Did you get it?
He said this would happen.
♪ Well, you've been A real good little baby ♪
[Kate] Yeah.
Tell him what?
[Dave] You are under arrest for driving a stolen vehicle!
[whistles, clicks tongue, whistles]
[watch ticking]
It's just like Daddy's.
Get back! Get back!
Stop!
Come on you guys, when dad was there
Reindeer!
do the dishes, and take out the trash.
They build thousands of cars every year.
Fly for me! You can do it!
Oh, no, no, no.
I think I'm in the North Pole. [chuckles softly]
[Teddy] No, you're not.
Why? Because I'm not a big fat slob?
And you're not allowed to steal cars from the deli parking lot.
Kate, wait!
-How about a fish? You want a fish? -[Dad] No, let's go with the reindeer.
First star's there...
[both laughing]
my... well, he came down my chimney.
[sighs] Fine.
Well...
-Magic. -Wow!
Come back!
I'm gonna pretend like I didn't hear that, Mom.
[whooshes]
Yeah.
Here we go... [grunts]
-What was your favorite part? -Easy! Riding the reindeer!
(Both, Distorted yelling)
Massachusetts.
[Santa speaking Elvish, grunts]
There's a perfect spot for it on the tree.
[sighs]
[exhales]
Larry, you drove your Porsche here tonight, didn't you?
Hmm...
No, stop!
Good.
[Santa] All right, all right. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm driving! I'm-- Dude! Out!
Fake news
It's christmas 2011, so what did we get
[elves groaning]
-you've had a hard time believ-- -Okay, sorry, folks!
What are you talking about?
-[chuckles softly] Hug it out? -Yeah.
-Gosh. -[woman] It fits you.
Claus. Santa.
-They need to get up. -[Dave] Come on!
♪ Well, it's Christmastime, pretty baby ♪
Oh no!
I help out Mom a lot.
Ow, stop it, let go of me I won't let you go
-♪ Got no sleigh with reindeer ♪ -[women] ♪ Ah, ooh! ♪
-I didn't steal a car. -I saw the whole thing.
Starting from the age of six.
'Cause you two guys were really good.
Uh...
-[laughing] -We've been in enough crashes
You guys! Turn around!
Listen to me now!
Hey, what you doing?
All right, wave to her and say hi mom Hi mom
Give me that tape you idiot
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" playing]
Oh!
-[Larry and Santa groan] -That's what it's worth!
[In elvish] with all your food, you ruined my book
Take that, fat man!
-But I do believe in you! -No, no, no! I'm not talking about me.
Hi mommy Good job
-[Teddy, in English] Kate, are you okay? -Better than okay!
[Teddy] No.
[orchestra music playing]
And I'm actually... I'm not officially an official saint.
-[Kate] Stop! -What the hell is going on?
[Santa grunts]
This looks like mistletoe.
[chuckles] I expect to see your Spanish grades go up this year.
Jessica Martin, 8470 Franklin Avenue!
You haven't been caroling since you were in kindergarten, and you hated it.
[device whirs]
-[Dad] ♪ ...up ♪ -[Mom] Seriously?Shh!
Just turn around!
You can do this. Go get 'em.
[grunts]
Did I say Dasher? [chuckles] I always forget Vixen. Vixen!
-[engine starts, revs] -[siren wailing]
-Just what we're looking for. -[man 2] Not a joke.
-[hisses] -[thieves scream]
Be careful, Teddy!
so I start dinner three, four times a week,
-[Kate] Take some. Go on! -[reindeer snorts]
Just stay next to me, but I'll do the talking.
On, Donner! On, Blitzen! [speaking Elvish]
Elves? Right. They're good with bodywork?
Teddy bear, teddy bear, come here
And I brought help!
I have a team of reindeer headed southbound on Michigan Avenue,
-It's pretty cool. -Yeah, it is.
Well, Christmas came early this year, huh?
I also believe it.
Oh, you're so dead!
[gasps] Oh no!
Hi Hi mommy
[gasps] Wait, so... this whole night,
Do you want mine?
And you're so naughty
-[women] ♪ In town! ♪ -[officers cheering]
[siren wailing]
[softly] Okay.
-Am I right, Santa? -I hear you.
Luan Loud absolutely no junk food
He doesn't deserve anything.
Give me that
[Kate, softly] I miss you, Daddy.
[man screams, groans]
Yeah, I think so.
I have seen a lot of strange things in my time, but this...
-I don't want to. -[Kate] But it's Christmas Eve!
-[man] Yeah. -[man 2] You too!
-Come on, man! Please! -[bag jingles]
We should go inside. It's freezing out here.
-And when we're finished, we'll just-- -Turn it in to the police.
[Santa] One more thing!