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[in Elvish] I told you, no food or drinks in the sleigh!
[echoing] Hello?
Next time you morons waste my time...
Yeah, I did. [chuckles] Figured I'd cover all the bases.
Hey, don't worry, Charlie. I just reported it stolen.
We can't leave my sister all alone out here.
Dave? Little Mikey!
-[horn blares] -[tires squeal]
Okay.
[laughs] Did you really think he was gonna let us keep it?
Well, look at her and say it.
[sighs]
-[sleigh bells ringing] -Huh? Ah.
Say "Merry Christmas."
Just the two of us! Pulling an all-nighter!
It's more beautiful than I ever imagined. [sighs]
We came back over Moscow and...
"You should always bring a spare, Nick!"
[Santa] Ah! [grunts]
Come on, Teddy Bear.
[in Elvish] Start talking!
[sirens wailing]
-Yeah, well, that ain't ever gonna happen. -Yeah, I think maybe.
[grunts, sighs]
-Your ex-wife. -I know who Lisa is.
-[Dad] Look at that! -[Kate] Yay!
[echoing] Kate! Can you hear me?
She used to always ask for sewing kits,
[both grunting]
[gasps]
Well...
Is this what happens when I leave?
Just think of us as Santa's helpers!
[Dad] Is there any chance I can open a Christmas present early?
-a cab ride-- -That's very kind of you,
-[Dad] Come here. -[Kate] Come on.
My hat!
[laughs]
[sleigh bells jingling]
Teddy bear you like your new fire truck
That is so cool.
[cell door slams]
You can trust me.
[shouts] Hey! You three! Out!
Oh, that-- that won't help. Your hat's not magic.
[Teddy] Slow down, dude.
Christmas spirit is more powerful than you could ever imagine.
You know what I want for Christmas?
And if you all want presents under the tree
[bell chimes]
He's turning into a real loser-- Ow! Teddy, what the hell?
[Dad] ♪ O Christmas tree O Christmas tree ♪
♪ 'Cause Santa Claus is back in town ♪
All right. Kate, come here.
[jingles]
Jennifer Lesbilenti,
-Did he see us? -I don't think so.
Dad likes sprinkles.
He's gone!
Duck!
-♪ And the snow is fallin' on the ground ♪ -♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
Santa wrote me back.
Teddy is about to open his present from Daddy.
As I was saying,
-[Dad] ♪ O Christmas tree ♪ -[Mom] Shh!
No, I can't do that.
Uh, I don't think I'm supposed to be in here.
But ever since Dad died...
[all chuckle softly]
-Ladies... -[both] Bye, Santa.
We're with Santa and we need your help!
Where are you going?
Where did you get this?
-I'm a little rusty! Relax! -[Teddy] It's not that complicated!
-We say... -[all] Thank you, Aunt Peggy!
[Santa groans]
[whooshing rapidly]
-[elves yell] -[hammer clanging]
His list. He's checking it twice.
Oh be careful honey Get the camera
And if I don't...
When I need him?
-Oh boy! -Yes!
"Dear Santa, This is Teddy Pierce.
[Dad] Come here, baby.
-It's at the valet. -No, it's not!
November 1st
Find my sack of toys. It'll lead you to the elves.
How?
[chuckles softly]
-[man grunting] -[elves yelping]
[laughs]
-Eh? -[echoes] Christmas must endure!
Christmas Fuck
But this year is different.
-Without Santa Claus! -[sighs]
Second star's there.
Don't you break into, like, a billion homes every year?
[tearfully] You know what I want for Christmas?
[reindeer bellowing]
[bells chime]
These are all the things you ever dreamed of when you were a kid.
-[sighs] So, how was your night? -[Teddy] You'll never believe it.
[chuckles]
It's a Wonderful Life?
-[man 3] All right, man! -[man 4] Yeah! That's cool, man!
Oh, wait till you see what happens next.
[Santa] ♪ It's Christmastime, pretty baby ♪
Oh, come on, I'm not even going that fast!
Teddy, want me to take the reins?
[whispers] Teddy. Teddy, come here.
Santa sent me.