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Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]

TV-MA Drama
#1
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 29.379
Your absolute, unquestioning loyalty.
#2
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 27.224
talented tongue between my thighs
#3
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 26.068
lick my balls.
#4
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 25.829
and make me squeal like Monica...
#5
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 25.704
Forward, that is the battle-cry.
#6
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 25.484
Now will you lick my balls?
#7
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 25.398
I need you to put your long, wet,
#8
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 25.306
But if I was going to fuck you, you'd know.
#9
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 24.382
Power is a lot like real estate.
#10
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 23.639
Everybody's working double-time on inauguration
#11
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 23.542
My job is to clear the pipes and keep the sludge moving.
#12
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.990
My husband doesn't apologize, even to me.
#13
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.624
It's a chicken-shit move.
#14
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.466
for some slut straight out of Vassar?
#15
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.204
That's how you devour a whale, Doug. One bite at a time.
#16
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.195
she's as tough as a two-dollar steak. Check, check, check.
#17
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.885
Nobody's a boy scout. Not even Boy Scouts.
#18
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.755
Fuck his heels. This will put him on his ass.
#19
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.621
And we Southern boys are slow with our words, but we're fast on our feet.
#20
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.610
There's no harm in looking.
#21
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.420
Don't be flattered. I read everything.
#22
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.375
Christina Gallagher,
#23
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.317
My God, all I ever amounted to was chitlins.
#24
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.284
I'd like to coin the phrase trickle-down diplomacy.
#25
Chapter 1 - House of Cards [S01E01]
Released: 2013-02-01, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.160
The push-up bra and the V-neck tee?