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Can you imagine what that would be like to share with a woman?
I don't have any parents. I have no family.
Okay.
Shoot him.
Hm?
No kids that I know of. Okay.
lf you have, you'll know what a good choice it was.
Hello?
I had no idea. Of course. How could you know that?
She does, but she's incredibly attractive with them.
Then you ought to know that when we went out on our date, Lauren and l...
Breathe in and breathe out, and come sit down.
...with a girl like this? She's got everything.
Smooth operator
You see, the hood's been good to me
Come on.
Hello.
When he was a little boy, it was great. He was a puppy.
Really super early. So I gotta go.
Charming anecdotes.
Rollerblading? I mean, what is this, 1 994?
I really like her too.
...of answering all my terribly boring questions...
Yeah, so you should do that.
Pain?
Your husband, Bob?
Yeah. Right. Um....
Very slowly. Very slowly.
You do? Gosh, I don't.
What?
Guys wanna know that you're flexible and good at gymnastics.
Front-impact airbag deployment in all models after 2006.
Oh, my God.
FDR, what are you...?
And let me hear the party say
I was your only friend.
Nathaniel.
She likes to volunteer at dog shelters.
You don't have to bow out because of me. I don't?
- Hi. - Hi.
Well, I'm sorry. What does that mean?
Damn. I think that's the new British lnvasion...
She's an incredible singer. She is.
The other day, we went paintballing...
But only for you.
lt's kind of gross when they kiss.
Target is inbound.
I love patchouli. Lovely.
Right. So can I have the disk? Yup.
That's the girl from the video store? Right around the corner from the bar.
Predictable, safe and boring yet again. Why don't you tickle lvan's feet...
And you sound like a woman who has nine cats and knits her ass off.
Yeah. That's boring. I almost fell asleep just listening to that.
She's got a magic spell on me
Cromantic. I do it all the time. Wanna see?
lt was pretty special. I don't think it will be the last.
This is so bad.
And no ex-wives.
Come on. Oh!
No, no, on the background.
- Neanderthal. - Morning, sirs.
Have you any reason to go there soon?
Hey.
Okay. Okay. I need you to keep that end of the weapon well away from me, clear?
She blew my mind
Are you allowed to open the cages? All the time.
Wow.
Percy! Absolutely not!
Good night. Sayonara.
Couldn't work.
After you, my lady.
Huh? Yeah. Austrian cat. Boy can paint.
lt's got high-tensile fiber and triple-secure locking features.
Great meeting you. Steve, yeah.
Oh, please, you're not-- You date, but you're not taking it seriously.
But thanks.
I would for you as well, you know that. Right?
- Oh, yes, and you are. - They never play this game with me.
l'll see you in the field, mate.
Supposed to be here three minutes ago.
He did?
- Now zoom in. - There?
lt doesn't work like that.
Anyway, she is a brilliant mother.
You shut up.
l've got some action.
Four. Four inches, okay?
We expect he's trying to get Heinrich into the country through L.A. Harbor.
The other half are on one of our watch lists.
I didn't put a sat-tracker on her. That's immoral. I put one on her cell phone.
I care for Lauren. Great, you have affections.
Los Angeles.
Oh, my God, that's awesome. How do you feel? Can you walk?
He would--
You boys might wanna get out of the office.
The usual? Yeah.
I know who you are, mate.
I know you planned it I'm gonna set it straight
Grab the wheel, please.
To Degas and other modernists. You can see influence of art nouveau.
And, um...