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...or anything about me, I'm perfectly capable of choosing my own movies.
This is good, I like this.
Maybe we could get you a kid, sir. For a day.
MAN Are you looking for someone to start a life with?
Okay, the truth about Joe is that my relationship with Joe is really awful.
And we are gentlemen.
Okay?
The best man for her.
My God, I love these places. I thought you might.
Shh. No more thinking.
Thank you.
- So did l. lt was fun. - It was.
Just kiss me. What? Absolutely not.
Tuck, negative, 0.8 miles to be precise.
Whatever. Call me.
...two...
What? I don't know how.
I don't believe this. What?
Well, he's never been quite the same since.
Hey. We lost contact.
...somebody will end up in your trunk. That's your trunk.
...or pretty much any of his films from 1 960 to 1 972.
Hello! Cards!
Okay. I didn't know you had pictures. Give it.
Permission to come aboard, captain?
Come back here. Wait, wait, wait.
What an amazing end to this first half of play.
Does Joe know about this?
Well, I don't give a shit about her. I give a shit about you and your love life.
Oh!
Big mess.
I'm gonna make it
What? No, I mean, I did, but--
Yeah, you know where the kitchen is. Lauren and I have a lot to talk about.
No, no, that's Mommy's special milk, okay?
Don't use that brand, it leaves a film. That one's much more effective.
And I need you to do it kind of quickly. it's fun, but I'm not the one having sex.
I like the rotisserie feature.
Do you like pancakes?
You're a fan?
Oh, what's the matter?
I can't possibly imagine why he wouldn't do that.
Huh. Uh, he's a surgeon.
Hey, spudley, how you doing? Come on, give us a cuddle.
FDR, this is Tuck.
Absolutely.
Oh, Dad.
Brut? Patchouli.
- Oh, is this FDR? - Oh, yes.
l, well....
I think I'm going to have to kill her. Well, actually...
Um, so I was thinking that maybe, um....
The person that ends up with a girl that makes out after she eats yellowtail.
Well, I had a bit of time off and I thought l'd come hang with my homey.
Do you wanna help me pick one out? You're gonna adopt a dog?
Absolutely not!
So....
He moves in space
Those are not your parents? No.
The little fellow jumped off the roof. Oh!
lt's got comedy, drama, romance, it's a thriller.
- Lauren. How are you? Are you well? - Hi. Oh, I'm pretty good.
Mom. Yeah?
- Stan, it was such a pleasure. We gotta go. - I mean, it's Steve, but that's cool.
Shut up. To-- That's me shutting up, right now.
I'm serious. Why would l? No.
- Hey, Rebecca. - who's that man?
As per usual.
You're the only travel agent l've ever met who actually travels for his job.
Bye.
Oh, my God.
And wait for your call for the next-- Five minutes?
DONT TOUCH MY GRILL I DONT THINK A GRILL LIKE THIS CAN HANDLE A GUY LIKE ME
You know, you are incredible. Really, you are.
We have a gentleman's agreement. We have a gentleman's agreement.
Where is Heinrich, brother?
What's my problem? Do you watch Dateline?
Wait. Stop. Scroll back.
I'm sorry about Jonas.
So you're not backing off? Nope.
Jinx. Ha-ha-ha.
- What's going on? - You okay?
I hope you can forgive him, Lauren.
Could you say that a few more times, because your voice is amazing. Ha, ha.
Mag. I need a mag.
- Hello. - Hey, it's me. Can you talk?
Smile on a child's face or waking up next to you every morning.
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
I like that guy with the unibrow and the braces.
Sure. That's great. Good. That's good.
So that means the Coretex gets the recommend.
Oh, I don't wanna lose my spot. Don't worry about it.
Go to sat cam 6.
I bet yours has got antlers and howls.
TUCK Hello. Sorry, I'm not in. Please leave a message after the tone.
On the mat? That's amazing.
Hikes it up and goes, Oh, look. l've got me naughty bits tucked under.
Lauren, I really want to get you home safe. Okay, so Joe's is just on the way.
where are they going? Headed south on the 31 0 Freeway.
She called you.
Come on, let's go get something to eat. Okay.
So, uh, just give me a call if you're okay, okay?
We got good love
Okay. Thank you.
Tuck!
Choo-choo train.
Oh, my God.
What is that? GPS. I put a sat-tracker on her.
I'm okay.
- Rear naked choke. - I give.
BOTH Shut up.
Skin suit. Skin suit's pretty bad.
ln that case, l'd like to have a suit in this fabric.