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Thank you.
- Come on, boys. - Mom, did you see me win today?
I'm not the girl for you. Oh, come on, just--
You are engaged? - Yeah.
lt's really awful.
Look, pal, we kissed too.
I feel like an idiot. I thought they cared. Can we get out?
You gotta get your groove on
Yeah, sure, you might make a mistake and end up with the wrong guy...
You're not canceling it. I'm in charge of that.
That girl will have your children named before breakfast.
Oh, dear.
That's Heinrich.
Wanna see a picture of them? Yes.
lt's a grenade!
I couldn't give a monkey who Lauren chooses between us.
Actually, sir, there's nothing wrong with the spark.
I missed you. I know. l've missed you too.
The Democrats when picking their presidential candidate
She fell for me. it's not my fault you're always a step behind.
Yeah.
No, you were sitting in the chair. And suddenly, you started walking toward me.
Lauren, you're incredible. You're not so bad yourself.
Lauren, hey.
...keep a hundred-yard radius. lt'll be sweet stuff.
- Ha! - Oh, gross.
Lauren. Uh....
But after last night, I can't see Tuck now.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
Okay. Okay.
Oh! Uh....
...lt'sFate.net will help you find that special person.
I think it's time for me to be responsible for something other than myself, you know?
What was that? I'm sorry, I lost my grip.
Hysterical.
Okay, so I will ask you questions about the products.
So you know how I was telling you that Tuck has been really earnest?
Rather to paint using hands.
Pretty smart for a club rat. Ha. Ouch.
I can't help but thinking I'm putting them in this position.
Bollocks, mate. Bollocks!
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, that's cool.
I think you're enjoying yourself. You just have to loosen up. Get off the simmer.
No. No, we can't.
lt's making them crazy. it's making me crazy.
You'll gonna love this place, I swear. Hey, Ciera. How are you?
You know what? I'm gonna make this really easy. I'm gonna bow out. You date her.
Don't touch my grill. I don't think this can handle a guy like me.
We're really happy. Yeah, we are.
The tension between two- and three-dimensionality.
You have-- You have very gentle hands, don't you?
Not that again. What is your problem with online?
Once. Long time ago. Before you guys even knew each other.
They're both here. You gotta get over here. I'm hyperventilating.
There you are. Oh. Oh, Steve.
- I know. - Yeah.
Where's your partner?
Thank you, she's already made her choice.
Well, I mean, it's-- You gotta keep your options open.
Yeah? Great. Grandma, if you could pull out a few tears when you're telling that story...
Mag! Give me a mag!
About that, we will see.
- No, no, no. - Lauren...
Joe. Joe, Joe.
I love you, man. Love you too.
Open your eyes.
Yeah. You gotta do it now. Go on.
She's the one that initiated it in the first place.
Rock 'n' roll
Go ahead.
l'll be the judge of that, thank you very much.
I don't know, he's 10 or 1 1 , wearing a dress.
Before you go get paid
Sooner or later he'll be coming for you.
Then he entered the premises.
Yeah, you did.
Now, did you see this?
Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. You take it.
l'll, uh, take care of all this.
I thought the lid was hard to handle. Mm-hm.
Hannah B trying to decide between Jed and Luke P.
We got a positive lock on that license plate.
Girl, l've seen you drive. Take the wheel. I'm not gonna drive this car.
You're scheming on a thing That's sabotage
I feel weird about dating two guys at once. Don't feel bad about dating two guys.
lt's really lovely. What's lovely?
Are you okay? Can you walk?
Don't do that. Don't say what I just said.
...it stays on simmer and never really heats up all the way.
...to perfect. You believe that as well?
Hi. Hi.
Don't wave your hands at me, chief. Don't you know who I am?
Hang on. Did she say she wanted to go out with you?
Sure. Let's go.
Let's pick the saddest, oldest bastard here.
Mm.
Thank you for that.
I'm pretty sure that's the cataracts.
Huh? Oh, yes.
There goes 7.
...he would use his dick....he'd just use his--
This is not-- Tuck. Tuck. Take your hand off me, mate.
Okay. Last night was--
This is amazing. it's really more of a sanctuary for me.
And I feel all right
No.
lt's valid. You said you were a gymnast, I asked a question.
Are you insane? No.
Hello. I'm sorry, I'm not in. Please leave a message after the tone.
You could be the men for the job. No.
Don't say that, I'm happy you moved here. We have a happy life together.
Sir, how is this girl connected to Heinrich?
And I am not gonna have sex with this woman either.