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- Oh, yeah. - No.
He doesn't want anything to do with me, at all.
Yeah.
I'm not concerned that she's gonna fall in love with you, pal.
How far exactly?
Yeah. Oh, gotta have it coming and going. Please. Whoo-woo!
Oh, yeah. Yeah, how does that make you feel?
All right.
You are shining like a bright light.
Oh, so horny
ls this what I think it is?
All the gangbangers forgot About the drive-by
Who's Uncle Frank?
lt's not funny. I shouldn't do that.
You recognize this? Yes.
I'm not this kind of girl.
To no mistakes. To no mistakes.
And I am going to convince him that he is loved...
I don't think it heated up fast enough.
What? it's called the birds and the bees, bitch, okay? Google it.
Hey, bud. Hi.
Well, I have seen it. Mm-hm.
That the time? Yeah, I got that thing.
...let me explain. Let me explain.
Ugh. The lids, what a pain, right?
Oh, my God. He is hot too.
Okay. Bye.
Sushi for one.
So has he told you? What?
Sabotage
I need you to stop making references to Boggle like a man. it's a game.
ETA five minutes.
Why the heck are you two sitting over here all by yourselves?
Okay, Tuck. Mm-hm.
Now I've got a woman
She's got a magic spell on me
Me love you long time
TRlSH Which one? FDR.
That's, uh, Lauren S-- Lauren? Lauren Scott?
Mm.
I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
And it is a really good choice. Mm.
Excuse me. ls there something I can help you with?
- Hello. - How are--? Unh-- Unh-- Unh--
They may even become friends.
...and he adopted a 12-year-old dog with a milky eye.
...we, um....
Smooth operator
Hey. it's Steve.
I didn't expect you to. lt was a surprise.
lt doesn't matter. I love you. You're my best friend.
Emily. What am I down with?
You are going to die.
That's the same, they're kind of even. So get into decision-making mode.
What? Grounded?
I trust you. I know you'd do anything for me.
He just used the kid.
What? Were you having a laugh, mate?
Jesus. I cannot believe you didn't trust me.
Means he's got a Mike and lke for a penis.
Yeah. Yeah. Right. So do you want a serious answer?
No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you...
And we've been hangin' out
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, I think I'm ready.
lt's just so weird. My dad used to collect these.
...but you might end up meeting the right guy. So isn't that worth it?
A brave man once said to me, Pain is weakness leaving the body.
Oh, my goodness. it's a....
I think there--
Ha-ha-ha. Okay.
No, no, no, that's okay. You take it. Sure?
No! What are you doing? No!
- Lauren-- - No, you shut up.
Yeah, go on. lf you would, thanks, yeah. Okay.
I got it, mate. Yeah, I totally understand. Thank you very much. Cheers, mate.
Hey, Snuggles, how are you, bud? it's a Boston terrier.
So tell me one thing that's not on your profile.
I was gonna tell you. That's why I asked you out.
Oh, my God. This is not happening.
Please, sit. Please, sorry. Yeah.
You never said gorgeous. You said good-looking. There's a difference--
Let's show these kids how it's done, huh?
I can't stand rocking When I fly off the handle
Let's get out of here.