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- Let's go. - Give deodorant a chance, lvan. You stink.
You two know each other? Yes.
Negative, we don't have the angle. Do a reverse Karachi.
Mom, could you fix this? Hey, buddy.
Forgive me, sir. You startled me.
Hey, what are you two doing this afternoon?
Whatever that is.
Hello.
But it feels so good.
This is not a play to one-up you. They're my family.
Why is she listening to that old man? I have no idea.
So do l. You do?
Pretty fancy words to get the girl in bed. Bravo. Well done. Good performance.
Do one of your focus groups you do at work.
Stop repeating everything that I say.
Hi. Hi.
Good grief.
But now I'm a big G
Lauren, it's FDR. I am so sorry about what happened.
Okay.
lt's very nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too, yeah.
Got a couple days off so I thought l'd come see Joe.
I'm gonna go because I'm gonna go meet my guy, Ken.
I had to find out-- I didn't know.
ROSE I'm flying.
Once she heard I was dating someone, she got excited. She wanted to meet them.
FDR?
Yeah. You?
Heh.
With over 6 million eligible singles...
Hey, watch there.
He likes it.
Man to man.
But I think-- I needed to level with-- Yes? Tuck.
I love you. I love you too.
You need to get back out there, okay?
...because I thought they were capes.
Of course they are.
I ask Bob.
Okay, where are we going?
Come on.
Oh, my God, I feel so bad.
Heh, heh. The pliers, really? Yes, the pliers, really.
No, you can't bring the binoculars. You're not watching my date.
Right. Ladies, mental gents, I shall see you at 1 300 hours.
Yeah. Who wouldn't be happy...
To be fair, I have already provided you with a wonderful great-grandchild.
Rock 'n' roll
You didn't? You didn't?
The Democrats when picking their presidential candidate Let’s pick the saddest oldest bastard here
Yeah, of course.
Be there in an hour.
One week?
Are you--? Maybe your phone's turned off or something.
No! Absolutely not!
lt's mostly vodka.
lt's been very nice meeting you all, but I have to go.
So beautiful. He brings out the best in me.
There you are. I got you, eh, mate? No, I got him.
Hey, babe, you're using the vector chute, right?
Oh, he went out on a date. Of course he did.
Happy hunting.
How are you? Good. You?
Don't worry, you're next.
Hello, son.
Good. Are you busy?
Hello. I'm Tuck. Pleased to meet you.
In my head
Before you came along
Well, then, why don't you tell me what I want?
Okay.
What is the worst thing that could happen?
They led to your job, you like your job.
Ah! God.
Take care.
You have to have sex with both of them!
There you go.
All right, look, you flag lnterpol, I'll call some of our contacts.
To no mistakes.
Well, firstly, you can never go wrong with Hitchcock. Ever.
Hi, Dottie. And who are these people?
Do you know that new place on Third? I know it very well.
You have absolutely no self-control.
Oh, my God, what is that? it's a screwdriver.
Hey, man, so, uh, I'm a little worried. I don't know if, um--
Good Lord.
That's her.
We had a deal.
...and it takes a while for me to open up. I can see that.
Wait, can I get your cell number?
I see you brought your baby brother to protect you.
I feel like I need to apologize again for that bizarre profile.
Wave them from here to there
Yes, but to be fair, we did manage to--
Now, I have very serious anger management issues today, lvan...
Tuck, get down!
I am impressed with you.
The Lady Vanishes? Why is that? Mm-hm.
Get out there. Tell them your decision. They're rational.
What was this? Some sort of bet? Some sort of game?
Very nice to meet you.
The problem is, no one looks like a clean getaway.
You all right? Yup.
Okay, bye.
Here we go. So the Coretex has minimal damage.
Let me take a look at that, sir? No, I'm fine.
What did you say? This ear's a little deaf.
Are you okay? Yeah.
How was it?
Mm-hm. I brought pie.
Order me a drink.
Take care. You take care of her.
We ought to. I know--
So nice to meet you. Finally.
Yeah.
Sweet, sweet love
...three.
Well, of course she initiated.
Well, no, seriously, man chat. Okay? Okay.
Like if our nation gets attacked by random paintball people...
But you have a family. You have a son.
You're not gonna like it. Twist ending. You'll see it coming a mile away.
I told you it wasn't gonna be an issue.
...um, congratulations on your ring and...
Did you see me light that up? Okay.