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No, no, that's Mommy's special milk, okay?
Okay. One...
TSW. That's a Shakespearean term for slut. - Right.
God, you have not dated in a long time, have you?
No. I'm sorry, but--
Wow.
The candles were a fire hazard. No.
Yes, I was standing over there by that desk.
Can you imagine all of that? Yes.
Only once.
I had a really fantastic day today, thank you very much.
lt's classy, but not stuffy.
And Tuck is British.
How he got his name. Tuck. No, he didn't.
Did he just give our bird the bird?
I gotta be somewhere this time.
She's definitely lost her sparkle.
You know you're gonna have dirty sex and it's gonna stink.
One thing with my suits, I like to know they are one of a kind.
For her. For the lady.
- I don't know what to do. - That's awesome. I'm coming over.
I thought maybe we could make pancakes or something.
I had a nice time tonight.
I love you. I love you. I love you too. That's so funny.
We had a deal. I know.
You are grounded mister No let's watch Adventure Time the stupid tree
Of course I do.
That's a lovely suit.
Oh, thank you! Finally!
Have you ever been or do you ever plan on being a serial killer?
What a struggle. I have to go home...
Time to close the books on that one, Dickerman. She got away.
Which it won't....which it won't...
...do not open this door or you will undo everything l've worked for.
I see any police, any agent within a mile...
No.
I know enough to know that he who hesitates--
- Ooh! Oh, gosh. - No, no, no. Just let him do his thing.
About that, we will see.
No, no, no. My friend, Trish, is....
Can't wait to get into them. I wouldn't say that.
Hi, um, I'm Katie.
They'll probably just shake hands.
Hey. Where are you going?
Would you just be quiet? Come on, maybe she wants to talk to me.
That's why you start online dating. They have lots of charts.
Well, I met a sweet girl
Yes, this is pretty, isn't it?
Did you know she was a gymnast? No, I didn't know.
Just saying.
I'm excited. So am l. God, you look gorgeous.
I should have killed you in Kandahar when I had the chance.
Yeah.
To be married.
Right, look, I totally understand you needing to walk away...
That's it, stand up.
He was my person.
God. Lauren.
But, no. Okay, good answer. Ha-ha-ha.
She got the beauty, style, grace. He's so sweet to me.
And like anything...
They were never as nice as this one. But he never let me drive them.
God, I love that kid.
Oh, my God. He's cute.
He really challenges me.
Neurosurgeon. I'm the department head at the children's hospital.
Shots fired. Men down.
Yes, but remember, Franklin, there are no mistakes.
We're dead, sir.
I need some help with work.
Where did you find her?
I was a gymnast in high school, my best event was the keg stand.
Monty, yo, we made it
A gentleman's agreement. We do. May the best man win.
Okay. Open them.
I just felt the whole thing to be a bit stiff, uptight, not really user-friendly.
My fiance', yes. Yeah.
Okay, what about Tuck?
I got-- I walked in and they said they were friends.
Absolutely not.
I did not. I wouldn't say-- These knockers. Oh!
ln a little bit.
Do you ever come prepared?
Oh, so horny
lf you were from
Okay, bud, time to go.
Freeze that and enhance.
Oh, my God.
Are you sure about this, sir? We might have some constitutional issues here.
Okay. Thank you.
Amazing. Like five times amazing.
Oh, you mean this thing here? Yeah. Ugh!
Oh, look at that. A little kiss on the hand there.
Great.
And that's why l've completely fallen in love with you.
Because you're uptight and don't know how to have good time?
I'm gonna be honest. I am not a travel agent.
- How did it go? - They both went well. Too well.
Or I'll have to kill your pretty girlfriend and her friend.
- Yeah. - I'm coming.
Yes. Are you serious?
Pool on the roof. Oh, you know...
You're just a travel agent.
l'll take lead, you run backup.
Your hormones start, you turn into Horny Pants.
lt's just, I felt so stupid. I left my friends, my family--
Tuck, this is just bizarre. I don't know what to say about that.
Yes.
That's how you kill him. What are you doing here?
I have this laughter thing when bad things happen.
Then he-- Boylee, what happened next?
- Right? - Right.
Right. what happened?
Hi.
No, I only let you think that, right? Think that, to make you jealous.
What exactly do you have in mind?
You looked adorable in those shorts. Men are gonna respond to that camel toe.
My small friend here is a kick-ass travel agent.
We should. One, I don't think...
I'm always the first in the door. You're not always first at everything.
I have a photograph of my girl. I was doing the same thing.
- Hi, Paul. - What? Nothing.