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I couldn’t.
who’s only ever stepped foot in northern Russia
it’s scientists.
Oh, and it’s a bicycle kick!
Uh, planet-clearing weapons?
with a jar of pickles and a bottle of baby oil.
I came down here to see if she needed help.
I think we’re gonna be best friends.
Hello?
I brought you here for a reason.
We were never going to make it.
-
What happened? Like...
The toxin still affects them,
It’s okay.
In order to find out what can.
Get out of there. Move now.
nothing about this for me is sentimental.
...they were just here.
Oh.
They landed somewhere remote,
They’re gone, man.
I got one!
Did you say 180 milligrams?
Listen.
Charlie! Charlie!
DAN: We’re working on it.
but for some reason, her body is much better at detoxifying it.
a working female toxin by the morning.
I got to call somebody.
She was there.
MIT.
Be advised, we’ve got Spikes on-site, Colonel.
The Jumplink just went off-line.
DAN: Hang on!
The screen on your Jump-band indicates deployment.
It-it’s in your hand.
HART: The Whitespikes.
So, how was the future?
ROMEO COMMAND: Identify yourself.
Well, I was department chair at Georgia Tech.
We need someone on point. What’s your name?
What, are you gonna shoot me?
-Charlie!
Open the chamber, please.
CHARLIE: This is a giant block of ice.
Terry.
CHARLIE: Okay, guys, so we’re looking for, like,
Why don’t you try to squeeze me as hard as you can?
I heard your last heartbeat on the monitor.
In 11 months’ time, all human beings in the future
Fist-bump on it.
Anyone?
DAN: I’m sorry.
Are you checking to see if I’m wearing a wire?
Stop sending Christmas cards to my house.
...we thank you for your service.
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,
Don’t worry.
the Whitespikes might already be here,
Long story.
Morning.
-Leverage. -Leverage.
Maybe you need a physical challenge.
Absolutely.
That’s like the big-boy version of that windup toy
So, what made you come to me? I get a good Yelp review?
Of course you’re not the guy.
REPORTER: Some incredible images coming out
My pleasure. Yeah.
You stuck her, though. You got her, Dad.
I am gonna punch you
Asia, Africa, Europe-- are devoid of human life.
What gets you excited?
I got you. Come on.
-What’s the point of what? -Anything.
And-and you want me to use taxpayer money
Move now!
She’s in Cave One.
How about this?
Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
No, I’m-I’m good.
-and I’m gonna eat all of your tuna Santa. -
what they’d face when they reach the future,
and it’s all about volcanoes.
You come here, surprise visit,
That’s when you realize...
Come on, look at you. Your hands are shaking.
Yeah. The thought occurred to me.
She never quits.
almost over.
Yeah.
You know that?
and report for basic training.
They were stealthy.
RANGER Man down! Man down!
Where is everybody?
NATO’s disbanded.
I should’ve known.
We have got to protect the Jumplink.
do you have a way of deploying it?
Same place that you’re from.
-so you need to move fast. -DAN: Let’s go!
I was trying to help.
and I’m gonna die the way I want to.
I need you to move.
just kind of a one-person job anyway.
They would die to defend her.
DAN All right, guys, what are we looking at?
If it’s lost, the war is lost.
Dan Forester.
I’ll be dead in six months. Cancer.
would be at least a thousand feet down.
the armed forces from every nation