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You stuck her, though. You got her, Dad.
My pleasure. Yeah.
-and I’m gonna eat all of your tuna Santa. -
She’s in Cave One.
I need you to move.
REPORTER: Some incredible images coming out
with a jar of pickles and a bottle of baby oil.
a working female toxin by the morning.
So, how was the future?
What, are you gonna shoot me?
do you have a way of deploying it?
Absolutely.
Oh, and it’s a bicycle kick!
She was there.
Morning.
...we thank you for your service.
They would die to defend her.
It’s okay.
Don’t worry.
No, I’m-I’m good.
DAN All right, guys, what are we looking at?
ROMEO COMMAND: Identify yourself.
Of course you’re not the guy.
The screen on your Jump-band indicates deployment.
Uh, planet-clearing weapons?
In 11 months’ time, all human beings in the future
Same place that you’re from.
I got one!
Get out of there. Move now.
-Charlie!
what they’d face when they reach the future,
Yeah.
That’s like the big-boy version of that windup toy
and I’m gonna die the way I want to.
...they were just here.
Fist-bump on it.
The Jumplink just went off-line.
NATO’s disbanded.
I think we’re gonna be best friends.
I was trying to help.
Well, I was department chair at Georgia Tech.
almost over.
How about this?
-What’s the point of what? -Anything.
And-and you want me to use taxpayer money
She never quits.
In order to find out what can.
If it’s lost, the war is lost.
We have got to protect the Jumplink.
I got to call somebody.
Hello?
Be advised, we’ve got Spikes on-site, Colonel.
Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
would be at least a thousand feet down.
Listen.
The toxin still affects them,
Are you checking to see if I’m wearing a wire?
What gets you excited?
I brought you here for a reason.
the Whitespikes might already be here,
Stop sending Christmas cards to my house.
who’s only ever stepped foot in northern Russia
Terry.
DAN: Hang on!
nothing about this for me is sentimental.
You come here, surprise visit,
-Leverage. -Leverage.
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,
Anyone?
HART: The Whitespikes.
You know that?
So, what made you come to me? I get a good Yelp review?
Long story.
Did you say 180 milligrams?
MIT.
Open the chamber, please.
the armed forces from every nation
We were never going to make it.
What happened? Like...
CHARLIE: Okay, guys, so we’re looking for, like,
Oh.
I got you. Come on.
RANGER Man down! Man down!
-so you need to move fast. -DAN: Let’s go!
-
DAN: We’re working on it.
Where is everybody?
just kind of a one-person job anyway.
Yeah. The thought occurred to me.
it’s scientists.
I should’ve known.
I am gonna punch you
Come on, look at you. Your hands are shaking.
CHARLIE: This is a giant block of ice.
Move now!
We need someone on point. What’s your name?
They landed somewhere remote,
I’ll be dead in six months. Cancer.
Maybe you need a physical challenge.
I heard your last heartbeat on the monitor.
That’s when you realize...
They’re gone, man.
Why don’t you try to squeeze me as hard as you can?
Dan Forester.
I came down here to see if she needed help.
DAN: I’m sorry.
but for some reason, her body is much better at detoxifying it.
They were stealthy.
Charlie! Charlie!
and report for basic training.
I couldn’t.
It-it’s in your hand.
and it’s all about volcanoes.
Asia, Africa, Europe-- are devoid of human life.