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Look at me. You cannot be lazy.
Oh, God.
Great!
I remember when I was 40, and then I blinked,
Perfect.
We were really proud of you.
And we're starting with this meal that I prepared.
Yes. You'd...
Hi. It's your brother!
And I balance what you lack and you make up for what I lack.
I'll bring you the change.
Oh. Of course.
You stop having sex, there will be no more fights.
SADIE: Mom!
It's hard to watch a band when you know all of them remember D-Day.
What? ...from 8:00 to 8:30 at night.
Just one, why?
She has unrealistic expectations.
Thank you.
You can't just come into my house and reminisce.
Are you hitting on me?
Just, please, get dressed.
my dream was to work with musicians and bands
I'm a surgeon.
We do?
Wow.
It's a hard time.
Hi. Hiya.
I think I got something in there,
Where are you going?
The Jewish Journal?
Hello, Joseph.
if I didn't get pregnant 14 years ago?
Okay, let's fucking dance!
I'll be friends with her when she's 20 and a normal person.
And we need to work on our anger.
of your crazy-assed, illogical overreactions.
(GROWLS) Fuck you, Debbie.
(ALL LAUGHING)
All right, you know what? Don't be disrespectful.
he'll love you forever.
I think she just means in a general sense.
We agreed to let go and forgive,
PETE: This is awesome. DEBBIE: Oh, my God.
That's in our DNA.
It's good.
You got it, Chief.
Because you're the fighter.
Oh, yeah.
Let me just grab the candy worms.
Actually, none of us are.
and then the whole family feels it. (STRUMS INSTRUMENT)
(SING-SONGY) I love you.
That would be great. Okay, I'll call you. Great.
Will you stop, Dad?
Are we okay?
Would you like to come on the table? I'm okay, I'm...
Hello. Hi.
Can I let Sadie show me the last episode of Lost?
See, it can happen to anybody.
I don't want her as a sister.
You just threw me under the bus.
Because they don't know what "downloading" means.
"Please, Oliver? I need a little more, sir."
PETE: That might be like a dry hump.
It's nice. Come on. Show him.
Sexually, we're completely incompatible.
or is it hormones and Lost?
They're all dead.
We're gonna have a hard line in the kitchen.
I think he might like you.
but if you could do that for the next one, I'd be psyched.
I mean, you're 60 years old. You have no money.
Don't sell yourself short like that.
I should put that on a Hallmark card. That's beautiful.
Sorry, fucking Music Man.
Okay, and then no more holding onto resentments.
And not throw it back in my face later?
No, we didn't come together. No, absolutely not.
Okay, and no more smoking.
Come on, we'll kill two of them.
She's numb down there.
Fly in The Rumour. Put it on my AmEx.
I want to write a fucking song right now.
What are you gonna do?
Chin.
Do you realize what that could do to her self-esteem?
Let me give you a hug. Fantastic, congratulations.
grow up green day!
Let's order the entire room service menu.
Did you guys come together? Are you a couple?
Them's lil' bitches. Bugging us for shit all the time.
Yeah!
What financial problems?
Am I doing what? I didn't start the toast.
This cupcake? You think I'm going to eat this cupcake?
I'm almost done. I'll be down in a second.
SADIE: This isn't funny, Mom. I need to go!
Is it because you don't think I'm sexy?
Nobody does that crap. It's 2012.
Watch it, watch it!
This song kicks off Doolittle, one of the best albums of the last 30 years.
Why? I don't know why.
Aww.
If she caught us, she would kill us.
You know what's the best quality my father has?
I've been flushing as I go.
It just seems to me to be at the top of the surgery chain.
Shark Week is fake.
I don't look at porn like Wendy.
Don't blink. Don't blink. (CHORTLING)
Prince can fuck. Uh-huh.
and she landed on her feet.
I don't think we need 24 hours of porn.
I've done everything I can, Pete.
This is why everybody hates you, Jill.
And I don't appreciate it. Excuse me?
Is that your new Acura out front?
I do, but right now, look who I'm talking to.
Why don't you pay for my bike and my face, you fucking prick?
Quit slow-blinking at me.
Okay. Did you feed them?
But what I'm saying is that you turned me into him.
beats whatever Jack is running from on some fucking island.
I'm not going through menopause.
It's my birthday. You don't control the radio on my birthday.
What do you mean?
Meow.
DEBBIE: I miss them already. Should we go home?
You put this on yourself. You wanted the responsibility.
Them's lil' bitches.
All right. Give him a kiss for me.
I'm focused on Graham Parker.
Hey, see you when the Cubs win the pennant.
Should we watch porn when we eat the cookie?
and her body looks like her body.
That's it. No phone, no computer.
Okay, well...
Look, I can get it up. Just not that far up.
Why not?
Okay, thanks.
Would we?
I don't know. Well, that is ridiculous.
and then drive around town, dragging you.
and I apologize, you'll let it go?
I'm about four feet in right now.
And to Joseph and his mom. You made Joseph cry.
I have young children, you have young children.
Do you know that this song, Pixies did this song,
She was polite and she stood up for herself.
You're pregnant.
Do The Three Stooges routine you were practicing.
Hey, I'm Sadie's mom.
how you have financial issues.
Since when have you been a smoker?
None of this talk is productive.
Hello? There are children around.
Yeah, but I have a friend over.
Charlotte just did her first flip on the trampoline
What are you doing?
You and I don't spend enough time together, do we?
You do.
Yeah, Billie Joe, I emailed him. He's a fan.
Good, man.
Because he doesn't drive me crazy.
That's because of you.
No, we haven't. Yes, we have.
Do you? I do.
"Somehow, ease his pain."
I'll chew through you.
That's the whole gang at Cabo.
It was like kissing a baby.
Looks good.
What else are you lying about?
Wait. You're not... Are you crying?
(GRUNTS) Oh, shit.
w
I like fries.
God.
Really?
He's 13 years old, for God's sake.
I will fucking kill you.
Keith Richards gets away with it.
and it's radiating my balls. I'll give you that. That makes sense.
I need to go.
Seven years? That's a joke, right?
You have got to Benjamin Button it.
Did you say 8,000 or 80,000?
Mm-hmm. You guys should talk. I think you'll get along.
Steven Tyler, David Bowie, Mick Jagger...
I don't have a number. You just keep giving like you're giving.
Is it scary?
(BOTH LAUGH)
We're like Simon and Garfunkel