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And we have to go to the therapist, every week.
GRAHAM: Yeah, yeah.
I wouldn't be in this predicament.
And now ladies and gentlemen, I have a special treat for you tonight, I got your Christmas present for you, the hottest band in the world SpongeBob and the Scooby Doo gang
He worries about you, you know.
An important record.
Sadie is boring
All right, you know what? I'll be honest with you.
I felt like I was gonna choke!
That's a bad plan. The cupcakes is a way better plan.
Remember my husband, Pete?
But you're such a dick sometimes.
You should, because I have trapped you.
No, baked tofu. Oh.
You won't slow-blink at me, will you?
Nobody wants curtains.
What'd you get me for my birthday?
Where did I put my starfish?
looks like they've been in some kind of horrible accident.
Eh, the kids eat grass, this is fine.
If you want to sign a band, you gotta look like you're the real deal.
I know.
I know. Did you see Fargo?
Hey! Look how big the kids are!
Because I feel like I'm gonna be a vegetarian.
I was in the lab, cloning myself.
How does he do it?
(SINGING) Sadie, Sadie, Sadie
I didn't want one if I could choose.
Every woman who works for us
look at your expenses, come clean with Debbie.
That's up to God, honey.
Potty training for kids
Is he your dad?
because you eat so much junk food, and you have high cholesterol,
That's kind of strange. Well...
Have you seen my starfish?
And it's certainly not bad for a parent to help out a child.
in the Rolling Stone Top 500 Best Albums of All Time.
You should come by and hang out at the hotel.
Being on time means being early.
You want her to die...
Fuck you, Jill. You're a horrible fucking woman.
(HONKING)
No, that's great. Great for us, and great for him.
And that's Alexandra, my daughter. She's a real perfectionist.
My wife would never let me have a hot employee like that.
He's handsome. He's 13? Mm-hmm.
Mom, let me in! Please!
No, we're going to turn it down.
I'm Joseph's mother.
I just want him to want me.
Didn't you tell me you were born in 1976?
No. No, I haven't been giving him money.
No, your daughter. Your younger?
I really need you to wake up.
that you're lending your father money without telling me
I mean, this is the mother of your children.
It's because I shoved an Altoid up my ass before I came in here.
Is it okay if Joseph hangs out here for a while?
You said that my fibroid was like a giant boulder,
but I think you're a very rare find.
How did you find out?
Mangos, pineapple.
Baaba black sheep have you any wool, yes sir yes sir three bags full One for the motherfucking master, one for the goddamn dame, and one for the little Fucking girl who lives down the lane
This is why everybody hates you, Jill
We'll make new memories in a new house.
Yeah. Sorry.
Remember when we used to miss each other?
Some of these, I wrote for you.
You know what? It would also be nice for us to spend some time apart.
Don't you want to get a massage, or do something fun?
Why? What's wrong with gluten?
Gout?
There is one thing, but I don't think you'll like it.
I mean, what is her problem?
If that's on the docket, but I'm not trying to force that.
Can you become a vegetarian tomorrow? Uh-uh.
What Debbie doesn't understand is it's not bad to help out a parent.
Shut up, Charlotte! Shut up!
Do you want him to be?
Hey, Peter.
and I'm freaking starving.
But don't you want to live long enough to see your kids grow up?
And do what?
Peter.
Let's just put it on hold. Walt, Juliet...
Do you ever wonder what it would be like if, say,
Really? Yeah.
I could get stung by a hornet down there, and I would not feel it.
You're supposed to look to see if a biker's coming through.
No.
I have nerve damage from my C-section,
Are you hitting on me?
Jewish Journal guy loves the record.
But I don't think there's anything wrong
Why did you take it off?
Hey, how's it going, Jason?
That would really play up your features.
No, I'd want it to be a peaceful...
He's ruining our daughter. Yeah.
(GROANS)
What is your sun sign?
but that's still way under what we were looking for.
I'm sorry.
but I like to think we're an important part of the spectrum.
It's not for you to hang up. It's for you to sell.
Hi. Hi.
There's no passion there.
We heard. You heard?
Okay, we're eliminating one already. We're cheaper. You're gone.
A lot like you.
Ow. Sadie hurt me! I didn't!
Mmm. That's fair. DESI: I just assumed.
I know, but there's a certain point at which you just can't stay.
That's like two Olympics.
Forget it.
Don't sass me.
Please! Sadie gave me a...
Look at this. You want that to go to waste?
And then I'll smoke that day.
What?
I never feel trapped by you.
Do you see me standing here in front of you,
You want me to hook up cable in here or something?
I'm taking control, and now you're my slave.
Three, four times.
as long as I finish my homework.
I only watched 11. But I have eight more, and then I'm done, so...
You know, when I first started this label,
It's great. It's good for all of us.
My "penis vein"? Where'd you get my penis vein?
DEBBIE: Look at the position of her skirt.
(LAUGHS)
Do you think there's anything we can do to turn it around, or...
Is there a chance I'm just wrong about everything?
Do you think Sadie is this crazy because of us
And a couple of bunions as well.
Yeah, I think it would be good if you could take care of your anger.
Pete's turning 40.
No, my boob is in there!
Um, I don't know.
Ow!
Jesus Christ, I need my computer to do homework.
It isn't.
You know, I think about that gray-haired pregnant lady from school,
We play hockey.
Whatever.
I bet George Clooney is really lonely.
I don't know. Um...
and I am the happiest I have ever been.
The tiger, I did it on a piece of paper separately,
What? Let me see.
without dressing.
So, you want to go with 1974?
That's great! And you missed it.
PETE: Put on your shoes. We'll meet you in the car.
Thank you.
I love you.
Thems little bitches
(DANCE SONG PLAYING)
I like happy music that you can dance to.
(CLICKS TONGUE) No. Never for a second.
(LAUGHS)
I'm just saying to him what you say to me.
Have you ever hear Paul Simon sing Bridge Over Troubled Water
Do sex? What are you, Borat?
Well, what would we do there?
I don't know.
Well, I guess I'm not the cool one,
Can we just keep just a small shred of mystery
Graham! Hey, what's up?
What?
I would say, honestly, you're a six.
(BOTH LAUGH)
(GROANS)
And they lie, and then they gotta remember, and it gets all...
(CHARLOTTE SOBBING)
Yeah, that would be nice.
(ALL LAUGHING)
PETE: You've got the perfect friend, right here.
I didn't say anything because I didn't want you to be embarrassed.