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Then Sadie said, "You're in the jackass column."
Got it?
Good. See, you're getting tight here. Yeah.
What the hell is the matter with her?
Hi, Charlotte.
REALTOR: I think this is a really good offer on the house.
Line up for MURDER
But not just physical. Spiritual. I'm sort of a guide.
They never sell anymore. They used to sell, but now they don't.
Hi. Hi.
Yeah. Mom.
Thanks for letting me join this team.
I love you, too.
The person that I thought, "My God, wouldn't it be incredible to work with,"
He's the better one!
God!
Graham Parker.
earning so much more than any other employee we have.
Joseph was very upset when I spoke to him about this.
Shut up! Stop it!
That's what I'm gonna fucking do.
How you get out of all that stuff? Do you have a wife?
Do you think our wives are looking at us right now?
We sold how many?
If I can just sell 10,000 records to his hardcore fanbase,
Yes, I want you to come
I'm sorry, I thought... The moustache is a little...
I'm not ready yet.
What a little fuckhead. I'll kill him.
What the fuck is happening right now?
It's perfect. It helps everybody
They didn't even say goodbye, you know? They just left.
Fifteen times, max.
It's because she's stupid.
Yeah, I'm inspired.
Okay, if you don't give me your phone right now,
But you're the only one in the room who's happy.
Dancer Chicks Have Great Asses
Can you go get a lunch box or something?
No effing way. I don't want another sister.
Sorry, I just had one quick question.
Don't eat that cupcake.
You think? He'll be so excited.
So, what are you doing? Spring cleaning?
I don't do things I'm not supposed to.
And I'm glad your husband died.
And then you move on. Then you are a widower.
No, don't buy wine with my money and give it to me at my party.
because I can't do it. I can't do it.
Fuck you.
You're insane.
Make sure and say goodbye to the grandkids who you met today.
Yeah.
There's a haunted cow back here.
No, that's a bad idea. That's not the way to cut back.
(CHUCKLES) Yes.
Sometimes I wish just one of you had a dick.
You had me pushing around a corpse.
Wendy, could you go stand in the other room, please?
(SIGHS)
He didn't say that. He said it to me.
Your son has been defiling my daughter's Facebook page now for months.
Yeah. No, I know. Thank you so...
Hey, Pete! Great party!
I see.
You corner me, I will fucking chew through you.
And I think what we've got is just so great.
Ear infections are common in little kids.
I'm pregnant, you little bitch.
Mom? What are you doing?
Do you have to breathe right on my neck?
Come on.
How are you? I'm so happy about the science fair.
We're barely breaking even with her.
Why are you looking?
Yeah.
and then going to Tommy's Chili Burgers at 3:00 in the morning.
And I'm gonna string it around all three of your fucking necks
It's lower than we expected.
Hey! How's the record company going, Pete?
Yeah. I guess so.
Yeah? No.
If you sell the house, it'll really buy you some time.
What?
Seriously, I need you to get up all in that.
Oh, God.
How you doing? How are you, bubeleh?
Really?
Two of them.
Simon's a good singer, too. Art Garfunkel is a choir all in one man.
You know what I'm gonna do?
No, he's not.
Huh.
That inspires me.
She's like a little kitty-cat.
Mom, you're smoking?
Like, sex?
I kind of feel better already, do you?
I'm sorry if I'm not all fancy pants and wealthy
Me, oh, my. I did not see you there.
Come on, do you really want to be one of those ladies
Hey, how are you? How are you, man?
it's about a Salvador Dali short film called Un Chien Andalusia.
I have everything to lose, here. Everything.
So, we have to exercise every day. Mmm.
Um...
Are you still comfortable with yourself?
You want to say something, just keep your mouth shut.
Let's go get a drink. Let's get a drink.
Well, that's a funny place to put a shoulder, on my boob.
You could put anything in there,
My auntie Queenie, she had a foot like this.
You don't have, like...
Shut up, Charlotte.
That's what I would fucking love.
and then we're going to have a party, and it's just for me?
PETE: Don't be shy, feel free to come down and fill up these empty seats.
What do you want her to do?
Go get the cookie.
I was just really enjoying you being so nice to me.
Jodi, you put me in danger. Me and my family.
That's why if maybe I work out really hard...
(SINGING ROCK SONG)
It's the 11:00 from London.
(YELLS)
She's outplaying us.
Where is Dad going?
Well, we can certainly arrange for that. I'd love to see the girls.
Hello cowgirl
(SIGHS)
No, it's what I told you. Your artery to your heart is clogged
I have very high nipples.
Are you serious?
There are none after.
It's so big, you're embarrassed to say.
We're not even mad at each other. We're mad at them.
You’re a bullshit bank commercial couple
(LAUGHS)
Well, I get better grades than Wendy.
How much did I make?
I'll cover your eyes if it gets too scary.
Descending colon.
Oh, right. I didn't recognize you with the long hair.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
It is.
So you can show off your little bald pits, you little hairless wonder?
Don’t jump on Daddy. Be careful, don’t jump on Daddy!
Frank Black record did all right.
Come on. Line up!
No, I'm gonna be fine, man. My overheads are so low.
All right. Don't get snippy.
No. It's not good to borrow money from family members
(PANTS)
It makes you feel the same as they...
Pete is just talking to me about his 40th birthday party.
Three? Put a bullet in my head.
What?
That's not good. Not for me, that's not good.
Oh, God.
She was 45 years old. Nobody thought it would take.
Really, it'll save us both a lot of trouble.
Open it up! Please!
What about French fries?
Oh, yeah. I've been doing a decent job.
Oliver. Oliver?
Remember, Daddy has high blood what?
Our kids have gone to school together for eight years.
Sadie?
Anyway, somehow the Eastern medicine has worked,
This is lyrics. This is poetry.
Charlotte! I've got a test!
What would you like to do? Your choice.
Be prepared to wake up one day with a rabbi.
Okay. Is he okay? Okay.
I love what we have.
Do you think?
I poked you on the shoulder.
No, he's a dick, and he's gonna fuck you too.
No, it will never happen.
It means that my mom, Grandma...
Can I ask you something stupid? Uh-huh.