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You have never once stopped asking us for money.
Can I go show them my crystals before they leave?
And then, for some reason,
I figured, for sure, you'd knock me out with one fell swoop of poison.
PETE: Really? What is your kind of music?
I lie about my age, okay?
She was really proud of herself.
Yeah, a little white wine.
Weird.
Take it on the fucking chin, and stop acting like a bitch.
Maybe if I looked more like this fake bullshit couple.
God damn it!
COCKSUCK AWAY HIS SADNESS
You want me to come to the hotel?
This is what is going to survive in a hundred years.
All the other little kids, "Where's your mommy?"
I'll go with what you think.
Okay, Sadie, shut up. Shut up, Charlotte!
(MUFFLED) I was drunk. He was dirty.
How you like Debbie's "after" body?
It'd be nice.
Weren't we always?
You let the woman sand the deck?
I didn't open my fucking door on you. I opened my door!
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
Yes, you're right. Um... Look...
So, you won't see me after five years?
Don't put that kind of pressure on me.
Oh, yeah. Really?
(SINGING ALT-COUNTRY SONG)
Is there anything you want to do for your birthday?
God damn it!
Wow. What kind? That's great.
Good luck with the pregnancy, Debbie.
I don't know whether or not it's because I'm getting older or I'm losing testosterone.
Um, returning some emails.
(AIRPLANE APPROACHING)
I don't cry over it. I appreciate it. Right.
My specialty is scoliosis surgery.
I hate everything.
So, are you a trainer?
You are a beautiful woman, but you are not totally maxed out.
No, just five minutes. Desi and Jodi are fighting.
Well, I guess we're stuck together then forever then, right?
Do you think you want kids?
I have health insurance, I have car payments.
Charlotte, I'm doing my homework.
You're supposed to call the companies.
It's something that might help both of our situations.
(LAUGHING)
I mean, girls have it so easy.
Touch them.
and I'll shove them up your fucking iCunt.
I don't care about the show right now. Jin, Sun...
Well, oxycodone.
Our kids are fucking crazy.
and sign a 15-year-old hot girl so we can eat?
So would you. I would.
PETE: Mommy can't talk right now!
They're not Asian. Sadie.
That's why we have to keep her.
I transferred the drawing to the T-shirt.
And I look at guys... Like, I look at a guy like Prince,
My boobs are just gone. Since I had kids, my boobs are just gone.
Shower running Pete and debbie hentai
I've got the Graham Parker concert. Who's gonna watch the kids?
I haven't done that for years. I told you.
A wood chipper? Yeah.
(SIGHS)
I want you to sell it so I can help you.
DEBBIE: I know. It's kind of weird.
Mom!
Then we do.
And I'm glad your husband died.
Don't think about Lost today.
Now, erase that from your memory.
Wow.
Just because you write a great song doesn't mean you can draw.
while your record company's going bankrupt
No. I'm not mad, I'm thrilled.
I finished.
We're like brother and sister.
Since you told me, I want to tell you something.
Isn't it weird that our birthday is the same week,
She screamed at my son.
half-naked?
the not letting him guilt-trip you all the time
Heavy stuff. Yeah.
What’s up cowgirl
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
I'm not in my right head.
Your face is close to my face.
Jesus.
Can you do inventory so that we can do the sidewalk sale?
What?
There! Just saw it.
Why don't you guys go play? You could go build a fort!
I’m not ready yet.
Hi. You don't look like my brother.
Music Man is rehearsing next door.
I would like to rear up and jackknife my legs
Hello, Sayid.
You know what? I won't murder you.
That's ridiculous.
Your breath smells weird.
What Don Draper has gone through
Who do you guys play for?
She's our best employee. She made nine grand last month.
(CROWD CHEERING)
As many as I want.
Fuck.
All the time. It's a blast. Don't worry about it.
(CROWD CHEERING)
Pandora, or Spotify.
(IMITATES PLAYING THE GUITAR)
We cut their hair differently, so we can finally tell who they are.
You know, Pete was never a real fighter.
A little less Jew-y.
Oh, my gosh. Hi.
Whatever I can do to help.
That's not gonna help!
DEBBIE: This is the best birthday present.
You want coffee? This place has coffee.
No, I said both of us.
Open your goddamn eyes. What are you doing, sleepwalking?
I don't want to make this about a fight. I want to just be positive.
Okay.
I am thrilled.
You have so much love and compassion for them.
comes the first Graham Parker & The Rumour record in 30 years.
Just remember to write "1974" every time.
But you know what? You know what I realized?
I'm not smoking. I wasn't smoking.
I ate my dick!
Good job!
Are you fucking kidding me?
For the first time in over 30 years,
For me or for them?
The Jewish Journal.
Hi. Hi.
(SINGING ALONG)
Really? No.
Charlotte, where is my backpack?
That way, I can give it to you and you make some money,
Do you wanna be late?
Pete!
On your form, you said you were born in 1974,
because, you know, I keep my phone in my front pocket,
We expected more.
Do I look sexy?
I don't think she's wearing underwear.
Ugh.
What are you, Borat?
You're not allowed to do that.
for me to super-size it for once.
Now, something that really rocks.
This sounds terrible.
PETE: Make a wish!
And then Joseph says, "Yo, girl, we're just having some fun."
How am I gonna relay
Well, we don't want one.
Fuck.
No. I mean... Well, no.
I am living proof.
Oh. You're serious?
Why is this album different from any other album?
We need to have more passion.
Yeah.
My relationship with Lost is not your business.
Fair enough.
Don't fart in the bed.
I'd rather not say.
You sweet little thing, no.
Okay.
No, but that's really not good for the kids.
and there I was, going to be 90.
So then Sadie said, "Don't call me a bitch."
The last time I saw her, she was throwing her Cheerios on the floor.