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Hi. Hi.
There's some meat in there.
Jesus. That's very unfortunate.
Yeah.
Wow. You know...
Gluten's really bad for you.
Shit.
but everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie.
Stop crying! Stop crying!
I saw you.
Should we talk about our fight?
Probably I'm gonna start with Karen Carpenter's head.
I just... My breasts are under my shirt.
I don't know how to sell this. I'm not an art dealer.
Okay, you better check her meds and get 'em right.
MAN: Cut! (ALL LAUGHING)
Grow up, Green Day!
Sorry.
Huh.
and then I actually transferred it to the T-shirt.
You know, I fuck like Ross from Friends.
I'd poison your cupcakes that you pretend not to eat every day.
I've got to go to the podiatrist,
I'm still waiting for numbers to come in.
Looks like a plant trying to reach the sun.
Have you ever built a fort, Wendy?
Not 40 yet Fml
So, hit her back!
Let me see, then.
Why do we fight?
How do we break you out of here?
DEBBIE: What else did they say?
Right? She threatened you. She screamed at you. She cursed at him.
Yeah, it's as bad as it gets.
Snitches wind up in ditches.
Oh, well, that's good.
and showing it all off with my Vidal Sassoon haircuts.
Spend more time alone together.
I get paid to go out on dates.
You can't use up a Jew card. That's the whole point of a Jew card.
I don't know what you're talking about.
She can have vegetables and fruits.
That's killer, man. That's so much money.
(WINCES) Ooh!
Fruits. Yeah.
(CLEARS THROAT)
You guys took away my shit before I could watch the last two episodes.
Of course I'm upset about Lost!
Claire takes care of your brothers!
(GASPS)
That's just it, people love widowers.
And you should get to know your little sister.
(SIGHS) Come on. Are you trying to start a fight?
And now just say, "Jason" Jason.
Let me ask you a question. Who do you like better Simon or Garfunkel?
And we're ready to start this new phase of our lives with open hearts.
There's something that you can't...
Hang in there.
Okay.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. It just slipped out.
Best birthday ever!
Well, would you fuck him?
Okay, there's the first official "fuck you."
Hi. I saw you there.
of understanding about what it was like in the '60s.
I don't think we should judge ourselves too harshly about that.
Is he asks for nothing.
Well, out of 300 million Americans,
It's a little pricey.
I wanna be a 12.
I can't sell a reunion concert without the band, it's ridiculous.
I am a "Good-Time Sally." I dance hip-hop.
Shut up! Okay, stop saying "shut up"!
I want a list of at least 30 ideas of what we can do to change this.
I'll chew through you!
and that's the second mortgage.
Never seen you at Hanukah or Christmas or Ramadan, nothing.
Huh.
It's fucking Jodi.
I gotta make a call.
And the lettuce is so fresh and tasty
That's not even the order that that happens in!
Okay.
No stressing over tiny things.
and I think I'm gonna take it.
It's not your fault you can't feel love.
So, thank you all for coming.
Look, I can do it, too. Watch.
but I'm curious, what's he in for?
Congratulations.
PETE: Quit killing each other! Mom, please come out.
LARRY: Are you sure that's him?
And then we shake it.
You're just mentioning a bunch of Jessica Tandys.
I know, but based on what the market's like, it's like you're gaining money,
I hear our kids have been chatting online.
I know. She's tough.
Hey! Did you miss me, Travis?
Pete, Jason's here.
You know what? I don't want to have a party here.
Why would you do that? Did you just touch my mom's nipple?
Because you're gonna pay for my door.
I didn't touch your... You touched my upper breast.
I hope this doesn't come off as super-cheesy,
I know, I just don't have anyone else to talk to about it.
I know, I wasn't... I didn't say anything.
Dancer Chicks Have Great Asses.
Oh. Yeah.
That's why her ear got better. So, go fuck your witch doctor.
All right. See you, Pete.
What'd you do? Wait. Stop, stop, stop.
And I would totally "do sex" with you.
and, somehow, you turned me into Garfunkel.
Isn't that fun? In the spirit?
It's like a size of a small pig. I've got a photo of it.
Hey, I have an apartment.
It’s the PBS Kids is a Partman Parton buy The cooperation of the crop crossing is a www.pbskids.com/sid the science kid
You have a tree and everything? Mm-hmm.
because we couldn't afford to fly in The Rumour.
Okay. Okay? Okay? Okay?
Bodies by Jason. Wow.
Hey.
Which is inside, it's not even outside. We know where we work.
Yeah.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
Do you want to know a secret? I took a Viagra.
She isn't hurting anyone.
Oh, God, you know what?
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
He's smarter and probably a little cuter.
No, man. That ain't me.
I can handle it. I've seen a shark eat a guy on Shark Week.
All of it is reenactments.
I want to get the fuck out of the moment.
I need you to look at it, all right?
Good luck working that out.
I'm glad you're here.
First of all, I don't get worked up over Mad Men.
What? Not great.
Hi.
(WHOOSHES)
Stop!
That sounds right, doesn't it?
so everything's just kind of... (WHISTLES)
We have to break this record. Otherwise, we're not here next year.
She's so cute. She's so tall.
It's a hat with the Oreo logo on it.
Can you go outside without me for a little bit?
And why the fuck would you believe Desi?
Or even better yet... Better yet,
We have to change this.
No, I know. They love you there.
Do you think that I took it?
OxyContin?
To try not to get a boner.
(LAUGHING) Yes.
Okay.
Uh, construction. They're sanding our deck.
No, but you won't be living with us.
Time to wake up. Okay.
She's a little pip, just like her mommy.
And a quiet Cancer almost always has a huge penis.
What?
Uh, excuse me.
Sadie said, "That's so lame and immature that you're doing that."