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in concert by himself? It's a nightmare. It's like nails on a chalkboard.
instead of drawing album covers,
Basically, what we're going to do, is get rid of the Wi-Fi
I was just trying to go turbo for your birthday.
I'm gonna hit him with my fucking car.
They look amazing.
What did you say? "At least she's getting some"?
You never look at me like that. Ever.
No, she won't.
I think that's even on the warning label.
whose music I just admired so much.
Yeah. We'll supervise that.
Right, girls?
I swear, I can't win with you. I just can't do it.
Hi.
Do sex? What are you, Borat?
What was the press turnout like?
with somebody that I care about by giving them money.
(BOY GIGGLES) I know how you feel.
This is called good music.
Peter, hi.
It's actually really tasty.
Business meeting?
She's evil.
It's extremely personal.
I already paid for the catering. I've put down deposits.
Just get all of it. You deserve it, you really do.
Okay, you know what? Why don't you back the fuck off?
if they don't formally apologize to you.
JILL: That's totally uncalled for, Catherine.
Really? Is that good?
I used to pee in a nice stream,
Do you want to make out with me?
Everybody turned down Arcade Fire.
Okay, that is not how we talk to each other in this house.
Cool tank top, man. Huh?
Yeah. In the meantime, I'm going to have to make some changes.
This is too adult for you. Let's go outside.
You know, it was the '70s. We were 22 years old.
Let's eat the cookie and then we'll order a bunch of cheeseburgers.
She's not stealing.
You didn't help me.
Sometimes I withhold truth, that is true.
And what did you write?
Let's just take away our parents' power by loving them.
You're supposed to look before you open your door!
iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, iTunes, Netflix,
I wouldn't call them classically good dance moves,
I think it looks great. Doesn't it look good?
How do I get you all to just help me down off the cross?
And now that he's 70, he looks 69.
Just hang out with you guys.
Okay.
and I'll take your iPad or your iPod or your iMac
Although after 50, that's all gonna change.
You just gotta ride that out.
Yeah.
You know what? We don't have time for this right now.
No, I get that. I'm just wondering why I should do it.
Mm-hmm.
Do you love it?
God!
So, you guys are all from Philadelphia?
I thought it would make it better.
Hi, Joseph.
I told you this would happen.
I need two more years.
I don't want to go to J. Jill and Chico's, and Ann Taylor Loft.
Hey, Desi.
This is a straight-man moustache.
if we don't start getting to the fucking point here.
and it relieves his guilt from all the abandonment issues.
It's been about seven years.
No, I can't be late, not today.
See, I think he has sad eyes.
I'm Pregnant. yOu little Bitch.
I've got a wife who's keeping Zoloft alive.
Taurus and Cancers are, sort of, soul mates of the Zodiac.
I control the radio on my birthday.
Why aren't I using this every day?
Thank you.
Graham Parker & The Rumour had two albums
Well, you two are fucking insane.
I'm Jack, damn it!
I mean, I kind of fucked you once,
Think. Where do you think?
Anything you guys need, that's why we're here.
Not really. JACK: My nose itches right here.
We're here for times like this.
If you were my girlfriend, I would not need a Viagra.
Who talks like that? You do.
It's the best.
Where did she learn that kind of language?
Hmm.
But someplace quiet, maybe.
Cough again. Great school.
I know how old you are by counting the rings. (CHUCKLES)
The truth is that this isn't about us.
Okay, I like it.
They think of it like a luxury. It's not a luxury.
Ground me forever, I don't care. I don't care about anything.
Aw, I feel bad. I love them.
The guy from Green Day is here.
and that is directly related to your penis vein.
And I want you guys to know that we're here for you, okay?
When we play together, the magic was just ridiculous.
So, what do you do in Chino, Oliver?
"I gotta go, I'm bored of you."
Just help.
He's got a great voice, but what about Simon? He wrote the songs.
Happy? How's it looking?
No, he won't think that.
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
You don't feel trapped?
A dick.
You know what? I see the way you look at our kids.
Yes, and I just realized that right now.
so that we can be happier and healthier.
Oh, my God.
What? It's all dark up there.
What time do you have to go to work?
You look like a miniature Tom Petty.
You sure you don't want to just do a joint birthday party?
Will you stop eating cupcakes, please?
You need DirecTV?
You know what? I would rather have my dad than your dad.
God damn it, why am I crying like this?
It's quality time.
(GIGGLES)
But he'll be fine.
Are you really about to hit up my dad for money?
You...
Fuck you, you Twilight pimply-ass motherfuckers!
What does that mean?
It's that and it's the money that he's been lending his father.
Some deep oranges and browns, and maybe some dark greens.
Cholesterol is not clogging my penis vein.
I just watched the last episode of Lost.
Did you? Yeah.
Should we do it?
Louise lay down and go to sleep Yes
My whole family, they all had gout.
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
(ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
What?
Oh, I like hockey.
You didn't tell Pete yet?
because we have $12,000 unaccounted for.
Yes. Oh.
It just doesn't make people happy.
"F" up his pussy-ass, which is what she said.
Yeah, that's good. You should do that. Mm-hmm.
Just like we would like to work on
(SHOW TUNE PLAYING LOUDLY ON RADIO)
Thank God.
She's faking.
How do I get out of this?
Wake up.
Let's just let it go, this time.
No, I don't... You threw me under the...
That's not true. Right?
I have responsibilities.
Because if I have two, then the other will fight with the other one.
And I turned out perfectly fine without his input, okay?
Mom. Who's Oliver?
It's been the worst birthday ever.
What do you think is under my shirt?
What's Oxykitten?
Who takes a half-hour to go to the bathroom?
Well, my parents divorced when I was really young
Just listen to these words, okay? Just listen to the words.
Mmm. Larry, she loves you.
Can we do that?
and I hope he can shoot me up with something.
Ugh.
So, that's the girl who works for you.
Yeah, I said "fuck." Fuck, fuck, fuck.
It's crazy. There's so many of them.