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I mean, he called me a bitch. What am I supposed to say?
This is a bunch of F-ing S. You're acting like a B.
That's what he said. (LAUGHS)
I don't wanna get on the table.
Yeah, maybe she has underwear that has a picture of a vagina painted on it.
N/A N/A
You have got to reverse it. You have got to show him
just annoys the shit out of each other.
White wine? Yeah.
She seems nice.
I told you, honey, that's because of the egg donor.
So, you're saying that if we're arguing,
we're golden.
Would this be a good moment to sneak out?
and only use the computer...
What are you doing?
From somebody's heart.
I thought maybe we could go to a coffeehouse or something.
That's creating a strain.
Graham, how are you doing, man?
We have to get more involved in school.
You can still surprise me.
You give me a boner.
(SADIE SLAMS DOOR)
I like to leave some wiggle room.
And Pete is gonna be so happy.
I'm not 40. Of course you are.
Yeah, just like drift into a coma from which she never awakens.
Oh, it's a high compliment.
and they don't really know that they're offering too much.
All right. See you.
Yeah.
Can I watch Lost?
I really am, because, I mean...
Not really. Three months, still.
On the house?
Moo!
I did and I don't now.
One day, you're going to blink and you're going to be 90.
And you're putting them into your mouth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you're not giving him money anymore, right?
I just figured out what your problem is.
(HONKING)
DEBBIE: That's really bad, Sadie.
Do
It's 12,000.
That's true. He wasn't dirty.
Oh, so you're our grandpa?
Pete. Wait, Pete!
(GIGGLING)
How many of those are you gonna eat?
Would we even still be together
don't you relate to it? No.
I'm not hungry.
Graham Parker & The Rumour.
I won't be lazy.
But...
That is the worst birthday present you could ever give someone.
What have you heard?
Okay, Catherine, I think we know what's happening now.
You gotta tighten your belt. You gotta go home, sit down,
(GROANS) Don't disrespect me.
Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wander what you are, above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky, twinkle twinkle little star, how I wander what you areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee The end
Yes, yes, I'm hitting on you.
(SINGING ALONG)
She is up to no good. She's not allowed to come over here anymore.
It was a cry for help.
I'm turning 38.
Come on. You were liking it. Forget it. Forget it.
It's you. You're the asshole.
Can you imagine?
PETE: Oh, my God! So incredible.
Why are you in a bathrobe? It's the middle of the afternoon.
I'm sorry. I'm just being protective of the store.
The therapist said you're not allowed to judge me.
Hey. Hey.
That's such a shame.
But I always do.
CHARLOTTE: Hello?
Do you want to see pictures of the kids?
I hired John Cleary. He hired me.
It isn't, there are safe fruits
Cowgirl
It's not like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
I didn't. I would never. To a child?
I don't want a turbo penis.
You know, do some research, make some calls.
But don't give me money, because I'm not worth it.
And you guys are nuts, and I agree.
What's the matter?
(PARTS)
You stole $12,000 from me, Jodi, and I need you to pay me back.
The Haircut One Hundred, not so much.
Yeah. Yeah.
I don't know, it makes no sense.
Just try to breathe through your nose.
Billie!
That fucking geek.
It's so nice.
No, he's lonely.
Like this.
It's incredible. John Lennon drew it.
I'm sorry. Okay.
I'll just take out my AmEx and you pick what stuff you think's good.
But please, take care of yourself.
Are you serious?
Yeah, well, let's get you to the podiatrist.
Thank you. Fuck.
Or is that too hard to do with your high blood pressure?
(AIRPLANE FLYING OVERHEAD)
They definitely look way better on her than they do on you.
There's a lot of inventory out there.
Hey, Jack.
She's talking about all the lending and the borrowing and...
Do you want to try them on?
Did I tell you that my son's going to Stanford?
so I have no other options. (PHONE BEEPS)
I have a life. I have a family.
Because you're a fucking asshole. He probably killed himself.
Hey, Graham.
No, no. It's the truth.
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
With what? I can't afford it.
You don't have to like it. It's really not for you, that's fine.
Today, of all days,
I'm gonna light you all on fire.
The big one.
I feel bad for us. I feel bad for us.
We really need the store to work.
We're going to blink, and be 90. What?
You look pretty good. Your hair is different.
You want a blowjob?
No, I don't think it's weird at all.
Don't say that.
This is a job. This is not a hobby.
I'm gonna slit somebody open like a fish and drink their blood.
Huh.
Can you please not talk like that, Catherine?
We won't see her now for the whole day.
Can you believe it? This is the craziest thing ever.
Okay.
Yes, then we get another grandpa.
Make a fort? Outside?
Line up for murder! Come on!
I know I don't fuck like Prince. Uh-uh.
I took a late shower. Why are you busting my balls?
I grind all night.
Oh, my God. I don't eat my own dick.
He's making a "hot-or-not" list.
No computer. Listen to your mom.
Stop it. Dad, stop.
Don't do that. What am I doing?
Half of...
No! God, no. They're selfish assholes.
I would like to rear up and jackknife my legs
I don't know what you're talking about. All rock stars are older now.
And then I'm gonna come back and light you on fire.
No, Scotch doesn't expire.
Kill me, kill me! All right, the kids are murdered.
I don't even know you.
Hey, Mom, we were wondering if we can use the computer to iChat?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
We'll buy one. Shut up, Charlotte.
Well, I'm fucking sick of it.
Look at this. She's making out with somebody.
They hate your fucking bob.
My hard-ons are still in analog. This shit's digital.
It is my instinct to come into the bathroom
You don't like me. I can feel that.
It's cool, buddy. You don't have to explain your girlfriend to me.
Multiple times a day?