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Stop eating cupcakes! Stop eating cupcakes!
Why do you live in such a nice apartment and have such a fancy car?
I hope it hasn't expired.
That's right. My daddy's old.
We're fucked, we're fucked.
What if he thinks I like him now?
Sadie!
Two? Brutal.
And they never appreciate anything.
Wow.
And you need that.
You don't need technology.
Who wants to have other people watch you fuck?
PETE: I don't wanna go on the table.
PETE: Q-A-T. Suck on that, bitch.
I've never seen one.
No. It looks like you need to get on the table.
A little gyno joke.
I have big nuts and I need to provide for them.
Do what in the fort?
Will you carry me?
I think maybe he isn't attracted to me anymore or something.
He just touched my nipple. Why would you do that to me?
You're supposed to look!
You know what? I have to go.
Stop my Boob is in there!!
About half of your last record.
I need $40 for a cab.
blocking up my uterus. Uterus.
(SINGING) Sadie, Sadie, Sadie, Sadie, Sadie
Joseph has a crush on you. You like a boy who cries.
Wait a minute, I thought you said that
God, I'd kill myself, Jill.
I wanna make out with you so bad.
All you do is fight, or you don't fight, which is even worse
And they're bad.
CLAIRE: It's wonderful. I'm so happy for you.
Happy birthday. I just learned that you're 40.
All right? We're going to pee in the pool.
and then there are unsafe fruits? No, no.
Hey! Bike lane, asshole!
because you're such a lying shit-bag.
Who's that in the pool? Mine.
No, I'm not.
No, she said "corn."
With you. Oh.
You're getting me off topic.
What do you mean?
God damn it!
Cowgirl
Okay.
Huh.
Bye, Oliver. See you later. See you in another seven years.
I want to party with these winners. Come on, Deb.
The nougat things are good.
I'm sorry that he's just an endless mooch.
PETE: Nah.
Do you operate every single day? Most days.
I think we're under enough pressure.
But, specifically, who are you forgiving?
Who wants tuna with a side of jet fuel?
You guys just go on without me. I'm just gonna...
I don't want this.
Well, I guess she's not a little baby anymore.
Look, I don't expect you to fully understand.
join together and work this through.
$12,000!
That's completely uncalled for.
You think my life is so perfect?
I only do it 10 to 30 times a year.
I have no idea. How are we going to afford it?
Kids don't want to have old parents.
One? A breeze.
Are you still upset about Lost?
because it's so much more than what you deserve.
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
N for Netflix
Let's go. Let's go, let's go, let's go!
(SOBBING) You guys have been reading my texts?
Just him and his pig.
Come on. Coming.
Oh, right. No, I know. Hi, Catherine.
He said that my son was an animal
And it's our fault.
And you know what? You're on the not-hot list.
I got nothing to lose. Your kid is the problem.
That's what I'm gonna drink
Moo.
Yeah, he is.
I just said, "Hey, whoa." And there it was.
You're gonna have your third baby.
Graham, I don't have small nuts, all right?
CHARLOTTE: Yes, We are.
What is she doing? (FARTS) Okay.
No, but that's no surprise.
Did you drink before you came here?
Don't press "Enter." I'm not sure I want to make that move!
It hurts me inside and triggers me
Larry, this is my father.
Here we go.
You have an amazing body.
Plus, it's old, it probably has lost some of its...
Why didn't she come?
Maybe you should tell Pete.
We should have sex more.
I don't think that's him.
I'd get it cut.
I like your medium-soft one.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I know, but they...
All right. I'll see you at my party.
Sure.
Oh, my...
You corner me, I will fucking chew through you.
It's just a bunch of guys that get together and ride.
Pete. How are you, man?
Everyone's going crazy. I don't care if I have no friends.
That's too grainy to know for sure.
One year, I did it 20.
He only had lovely things to say about you.
And I could take care of you...
I'm contextualizing him as one of the great figures in rock history.
I come to...
Don't you watch Dr. Oz?
But I think maybe that might mean he likes me.
Great fucking show, man. Good to see you.
I told you that pediatrician didn't know what he was talking about.
Yeah, I'll do it. Go for it.
(SINGING ALONG)
But you know, two porns costs just about as much as a 24-hour block.
Sorry.
Okay, 38. We will move on.
we shouldn't get each other gifts this year.
He's just watching the show.
that he's really passionate about.
Happy birthday.
So, should we go to the quiet area?
I saw you were hiding that.
You're supposed to help me with him.
It's all...
So, you would do sex with me?
Jack, Kate, Sawyer...
The floating spoon.
Yeah. Have more patience with the kids.
One person in a relationship has got to punch.
How are you? Good.
Good?
(CHUCKLES) Oh! Yes, thank you.
You'd fuck him. I wouldn't.
I know.
When was the last time you two saw each other? I'm curious.
I need your name and your number.
Yeah!
(CHARLOTTE CONTINUES PLAYING PIANO)
No, he was wearing a tie.
(LAUGHS)
No more dairy, no more wheat, no more sugar.
There are zeroes, but all of them are before 612.
"And by the way, you're in the 'Not-Hot' column."
...gentle, you know.
Thank you.
Like you're a bullshit bank commercial couple.
I have no fucking idea.
scaling back a little bit.
Your older. I know, I know that. A wonderful girl.
I guess the party didn't turn out like you planned.
Can you please put that down?
Why don't you put him on a leash?
You're wonderful.
I love you. Bye. All right.
It's terrifying.
How are we gonna go on the computer?