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No, what? No.
I knew it. I knew you were not having sex.
Yeah.
I don't know. It's making me really... It's really awkward.
Who cares? Everybody writes songs. How many singers are there?
Yeah, what's up?
Here's the deal, I want you to meet me tomorrow morning at 8:00.
We're having a little shindig at the hotel after this.
Definitely. Of course. Absolutely.
Sadie's 13. She might be a lost cause.
Yeah, my wife's at home.
You did? Yeah.
So, why on earth is Pete taking Viagra? What's going on?
You never said that before.
(SCREAMS) Oh, shit!
(DOOR SLAMS)
Really?
That is cool. That's taking the high road.
But that's because Keith Richards looked 70 when he was 40.
I'm gonna kill you!
Oh! Yeah, sure. Thank you.
Everything that goes into it is a dick.
You're going through financial shit. This is what I live with.
LARRY: Hey, remember the Alamo?
PETE: It's your birthday. You don't need to go to the store.
"I said don't act like a bitch."
Just let me go.
Hi. Any day now, huh?
It's not really a team.
And she said that if she had to come back that she was going to...
Do you guys still have all of your teeth?
I'm sorry. What?
(CHUCKLES)
(SIGHS)
(LAUGHING)
when I need to go to the bathroom.
Anything? Yeah, anything.
I'll bring you in as soon as his X-rays are finished.
"If I could only make him happy."
Let's go try and talk to him after the show.
I don't know where the fuck you are or what you're doing.
who's just so insecure about their age?
I don't know.
You're pregnant?
I didn't. I didn't. I got right below your shoulder.
you were separated by something bigger.
Does it make you sad when you fight?
I wouldn't feel it, but I would.
No, but I'm gonna start drinking.
and you don't trust in me or believe in me.
Is she screwing him?
Potency.
So, who knew that Debbie had a dad?
Maybe you shouldn't be so comfortable with yourself.
He's not with Sony anymore. He went out on his own.
Any kind of fruit?
Oh, I need to back off? Yeah, you need to back off.
Totally.
So, you're okay?
And it's kind of freaked me out.
Yeah. I brought it. You did?
Are you hitting on me?
You can't go anywhere.
Why not? You're the best.
Because you'd be so weak and sweet.
I'm not a smoker.
Pete, I wanted to let you know that I got offered a job at Sony Records,
Whoo!
I know. I only have a hundred.
I do know. Hardly. That sort of music depresses people.
Because that's my lovely, sweet wife you're talking about.
We have everything we need right now to be completely happy.
and now it just kind of goes like a shower head.
You're so mean since your body got weird.
Yes. Are those real?
that you forget how good lettuce tastes on its own,
PETE: Fuck you!
What the fuck is left?
It's too violent, and you won't understand.
(SINGING ROCK SONG)
Give me a break.
Are there hunchbacks today? Of course.
by the hotel with me.
BOTH: Oh. A six-and-a-half.
I'm not. It's the springs.
Don't take anything less than $6,500 for that.
People do better when I stay out of their lives!
Well, you definitely don't look right.
No. (LAUGHS) That's funny.
Why would you have three kids, anyway?
I hope this doesn't come off as super cheesy
You've been up here for a really long time now.
Clooney it? Yup.
You like the new haircut, Travis?
Wow. Yes.
Where the hell is Pete?
Rock and roll, baby.
So, spinal surgery.
Okay. Okay.
How much? $12,000.
(CAMERA CLICKING)
"Oh, she's the one sitting in that scooter, eating a soft cracker."
What is that, grilled cheeses?
You're on the computer too much as it is.
but you left it all out there.
And you get so mad at me, I feel like you want to kill me.
It's been, like...
She would. She would kill us.
You were born on December 5th, 1972.
because with all the technological advances,
(ALL SINGING)
I'm not sure this was such a great idea.
It looks like you put your Justin Bieber wig on backwards.
My God, where did it go?
Are you mad at me? Did I say something?
You just admitted it.
How much have we lent him?
If I open up to her, she'll leave me.
Hey, Desi, would you mind wearing
Oh, I wanted to make a toast.
Yeah, my mom's pretty cool about it
It costs money to break new bands. I can't do that.
You what?
(GIGGLES) High blood pressure.
Bunch of people smoking in an office. It's stupid.
I really want a cigarette right now. (CHUCKLES)
All right, then.
Art Garfunkel.
You really need to spend $30,000 on a fucking neon sign, dude?
But it's only because I'm scared to death
Everything looks good.
Wait a minute. There are no zeroes after that?
Oh, Jodi's my new BFF.
Why?
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It's so good you did this.
I think he just really likes Oreos.
Aw, fuck. I was right there!
All right. See you.
busting the balls of people who have no balls.
So, how much do I owe you for saving my life?
Who's he talking to?
You threw me under the bus.
you said that you were born in 1975.
You can't handle Lost.
But you would extend it over a series of months.
(LAUGHING)
You're hot and cool and nice and you have beautiful eyes.
Tonight, we have him, solo
You're smoking, and in the front yard?
I doubt it. I mean, I don't know.
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
That's not the same thing. It is the same thing.
I like this song.
That's not good. No, sir.
(CHUCKLES)
What'd you say?
on my daughter's Facebook page, just remember me.
but I don't think it's gonna happen.
When I was a kid, we used to build tree houses and play with sticks.
Wow.
Hi. Hi.
they need to learn to use them responsibly.
Thank you.
You know, nothing I do is right because of you.
I'm turning 40.
it allowed you to get pregnant.
No. Yeah.
Ow. Ow.
Because you're turning 40 and I'm turning 38.
Hey!
What should I bring? You want wine or something?
He and my mom had a baby, and that was me.
but your paper, it said '72. So I just need to know which it is.
I'm not gonna "go with" 1974. It is 1974. (LAUGHS)
(PLAYING PIANO)
Go home and fucking suck his dick