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...a symbol of decency.
I'm sorry, Lois, but my conscience won't let me lie for you anymore.
...and she's the best at uncovering it.
...I wallpapered the entire house by myself, super-speed.
... with the ball resting on the 27-yard line.
- And he tossed me the gun. - Which you thought wasn't loaded.
Not you, Wolcott. The hallucinator.
See for yourself.
Thanks for coming on such short notice.
Mr. District Attorney, care to make a statement?
Listen. Okay, okay, okay. So I'm Big Mo, right?
...that this may be too tough a situation here.
- I'm afraid I don't... - Smile, damn it. Straighten your tie.
...when she runs out of cream for her coffee.
Somehow, when I think of newlyweds bonding...
...well, not always polite, but all those other things...
Yeah, neither do you.
- If he sees anyone else, he'll bolt. - Then I'll just hide in the bushes.
Superman, isn't it true...
...with his investigation into the Sykes case.
So I was standing right here.
- Lois. - How about a statement?
I heard something about some woman named Danko and a videotape.
The DA's trying to convene a grand jury now.
No further questions with this witness, Your Honor.
- And you must be... - Oh, Clark Kent.
It will be.
I don't just want Lois Lane behind bars.
My mother spanked me when I pointed a water pistol at my sister.
Oh, my God, it's Lois Lane!
In fact, you've saved her life on more than one occasion...
Even if you weren't my wife.
Through the door, not the window.
- I'm listening. - You want more...
...and cappuccino this morning. - You followed us?
Okey-dokey?
Turn to your left.
- Great, have a nice life. - No, no. Wait a second.
Get a list of everyone he helped me put away.
Your Honor...
This voice synthesizer makes me sound just like you, doesn't it?