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Happy Gilmore (1996)

PG-13 ComedySport
 

A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house.

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#1
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 41.906
Whoa... must be Burt Reynolds or something.
#2
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 38.296
Next up: Lafferty, Daniel and Gilmore... Happy.
#3
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 38.237
Who the hell is Happy Gilmore?
#4
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 36.862
Want to go to Sizzler and get some grub?
#5
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 36.797
Do what you like. What do I know? I'm just a doctor.
#6
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 36.157
Let me show you how we do it in the pros.
#7
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 36.010
I'm a hockey player playing golf today.
#8
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 35.985
Where were you that time, dipshit?
#9
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 35.821
No, you think that 'cause you only got one shoe on.
#10
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.614
The club went further than the ball.
#11
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.543
Damn alligator just popped up! Cut me down in my prime.
#12
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.355
I tried to stab someone with my skate. Nobody else ever did that.
#13
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.826
If I wore clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass.
#14
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.874
See if you can outdrive the amazing Golf Ball, uh, Whacker Guy!
#15
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.848
Let's make a little noise here.
#16
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.808
364 more days till the next hockey tryouts. I got to toughen up.
#17
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.536
Happy learned how to putt. Uh-oh.
#18
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.193
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass.
#19
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.165
I didn't see him play. I was too busy winning.
#20
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.119
Damn it, I hate that Bob Barker.
#21
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.996
Five iron, huh? You're fired. Bye-bye.
#22
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.993
Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
#23
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.931
Talk about your all-time backfires.
#24
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.886
It ain't over yet, McGavin. The way I see it, we've only just begun.
#25
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Year: 1996, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.413
...and I was the only guy to ever try to stab someone with his skates.