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No player is greater than the game itself.
That's not easy, Jonathan.
COMMENTATOR: Now the play-by-play. Here's RD.
No accidents, nothing unnatural.
Oh, it's no secret. I just imitate him.
Right, right, right. I got him!
Don't give me any of that. Off the track. Off the track.
Game? This wasn't meant to be a game!
And why would they want you to do that?
Yeah, I tried to order some books, and they sent me this notice
Those bags are ready. Here. Hold on.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
Does he...
(EXCLAIMING) If there's anything I love, it's luxury centers.
And tonight's dramatic semifinal match
Tokyo! Victory!
(CROWD BOOING)
If I go down, I know my team is with me!
But it's not an even match, see.
JONATHAN: Come on, Moonpie! Moonpie!
I can almost smell the lions.
And it's grabbed by Carter for Houston.
MLB, Coke, Delta Fuck Off
They want me to quit.
Anything.
I mean, they took Ella away from me.
and have been transcribed and summarized.
Whoo!
You believe in kids?
(INAUDIBLE)
Come on.
Your future comfort is assured.
chuckles nervously
I've been so stubborn.
(CHANTING) Jonathan! Jonathan!
I'm considering it, Mr. Bartholomew.
When you see that screen replay afterwards...
BARTHOLOMEW: This is a great team.
Time in the third period...
We know we don't want anything extraordinary to happen to Jonathan.
The corporation has a hard time, Moonpie,
Come on! Come on, get out of there!
No. We just give lessons to the other team.
Well, come along now.
Oh, you... You want that, do you?
120 miles per hour.
Yeah. Is Clete here?
(CHANTING) Jonathan's dead! Jonathan's dead!
No troubles for either of us, Clete.
You look terrible.
A lot of things occur to you?
We're power. We're mean.
And the team with the power wins.
- Drag one off them in there. - (ALL LAUGHING)
MAN: Come on, look alive!
It figures. Go ahead. I'm listening.
It has a definite social purpose.
and what we think of you, the energy?
You know how a game serves us?
COMMENTATOR: The ball is fired, and the second period is underway,
readies for the start of game action.
Corporate society takes care of everything,
Ears, now, they're real important, too.
Keep it moving!
Come on, God damn it, skate!
might sacrifice a little three-minute penalty
They're even after the old man
and he jams it in for the score!
How come everyone else is being asked to play with the no-penalty rule,
Now every last one of you signed.
COMMENTATOR: The controller indicates that he is ready,
Your fellas did well again.
He's liquid, you see. He's water to touch.
I want some concessions.
Yeah.
I think I'll go to one of them computer centers.
(HORN BLOWS)
RD: He has it.
What more have you got? Come on!
But I don't think there's much I...
I found this to wear.
The program is scheduled, the whole world is waiting for it,
Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense!
This Multivision event tonight was very embarrassing.
Yeah, you... You're right about that.
Come here, come here!
will you stand, please, for the playing of our corporate hymn.