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Now, we knock out the bikers early, we take care of their skaters.
uses various karate and hapkido techniques.
RD: Inside of the bike, he skates up in front.
MOONPIE: But I do know! We're living good.
(SCREAMING)
This is the Houston team!
Jonathan! Jonathan! Jonathan! Jonathan!
(CHEERING)
A son.
Too late. The rule change is scheduled and announced.
RD: The Houston team will have to regroup.
Give me that ball.
(GUESTS APPLAUDING)
Listen, Jonathan, I really want to go with you.
I don't want another man on that track!
Know how the corporations got started, about the corporate wars?
Hey, Rocky.
Concessions!
(ALL LAUGHING)
COMMENTATOR: The controller tests his computerized equipment,
Bartholomew, I guess.
I wondered if you'd been briefed on me.
Wait till this ball comes down on the track.
I mean...
Yeah, well, two or three little things make one big thing.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Keep up. Keep up.
Yeah, a lot of things occurred to me, Daph, a lot of things.
Otherwise, I would not have presumed to take up your time.
or has ever asked of anyone, ever,
- Jonathan. - Hmm?
A special show all about you.
Take your time. Take a few days.
ANNOUNCER ON PA: Ladies and gentlemen, our corporate anthem.
the ball rolls free and into the gutter. It's a dead ball.
Do the executives still come here?
See if I still feel things now.
ANNOUNCER: Attention! Your attention, please.
Everybody is an assignment. Life's an assignment.
#NERVOUS
Everything'll be all right.
all transcribed, all information's here.
Yes, but that isn't why I came here.
Come on, man.
RD: Coming around the track... Come on, Madrid, come on.
Grab on there! Grab on there! Yeah!
You know how proud we are of the Houston team,
- Right? - Please...
So, two games left.
(SIGHING) Look.
All we gotta do is change our tactics.
You know, the team, they, uh, they depend on me.
They all go down. Kogo won it, and he scores!
Corporate decisions are made...
And ours.
CROWD: (CHANTING) Jonathan! Jonathan! Jonathan! Jonathan!
figuring out ways to pay the champion properly.
If the rule changes stay the same, Mr. Bartholomew,
on the amazing career of Jonathan E.
Very healthy, Mr. Bartholomew, very healthy.
- Give me a tie, will you, Bo? - Sure.
Show the forward left.
Forget it. You're not going, Daph.
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
Sanchez grabs Jonathan from behind, but off the rail comes Moonpie
We pride ourselves on being a power team.
Well, that's all right.
Yeah! Yeah! Whoo!
Here you go.
JONATHAN: Hang up on the rail, use all the speed of the track,
No. No. It's... No problem.
You practice that a little for me, huh?
Come on. Just sit down over here.
But we've lost those computers with all of the 13th century in them.
(LAUGHS)
Get off the rail!
(ALL LAUGHING)
Okay.
You ought to be glad to be out of it.
It was before I took over here, and I had nothing to do with it.
MOONPIE: That's right.
Hey, watch out!
They dream they're great rollerballers.
WOMAN: Right on!
Yay!
It has expired.
Don't be silly. They're made in Detroit.
Don't be here when I come back.
for the World's Rollerball Championship between host Tokyo
That doesn't matter! There's no way we're gonna lose,
Jonathan! Jonathan!
MOONPIE: When I get my privilege card, I know what I'm gonna get me, too.
ANNOUNCER: Welcome, sports enthusiasts everywhere.