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all European countries should have a seat at the table.
- Get it? - She got it.
Here's your letter jacket back.
I know. Cecil told me.
Yes, it is.
I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in... The girls never came! The girls never came!
Is he bigger than me?
Thought I was the one with Fiona, but turns out I was, what, 101?
I don't want this!
Yes, please.
That's Jan, a man's name...
If there's time
Mi scusi!
Girl! Girl!
Hey! This isn’t where I parked my conference?!
but this Scott is not responding.
This song sounds familiar.
Thanks.
I also sleep with men.
ON, ON, VANDERCOUCH!!!
Here's a fun fact. Voltaire contracted syphilis two blocks from here.
What? I thought this was a nude beach.
So, it's just you and me for the entire summer.
I love you!
Oh, man, that was a wild night.
The snow never came!
Behind me is the appartamento papale,
Plus, we're in Europe. Huh?
It's not gay. I'm a girl.
Hello there.
Allies
It's so beautiful.
and sweep me off my German feet.
The girls never came. The girls never came!
I'm taking Intro to German, and even I know that.
I believe this is yours.
We will swim with dolphins, and sip champagne by moonlight.
I've just about had enough of you fuckin' ities!
The brush pickup never came. The brush pickup never came!
Although I threw in a few things Frommer's didn't know about.
- Right here. - What? No...
That is the bell of San Marco.
Miexcusy
I love you! I looove you!
He takes another home again
Whoa!
How the hell could this happen?
I know a lot of ladies named Jenny, they're all...
Did you say Griffinfluggen?
I gotta say, I'm not feeling anything.
They offer a complimentary drink THE DRINK NEVER CAME
I can't believe I'm the only one who didn't hook up while we were here.
OK.
He sent me a picture, retardo.
That’s your cousin, man!
Oh, here it is. Bratislava.
Fiona says she's out shopping
I'll walk, I'll hitchhike,
Hey, Mieke.
Ready to take off yet?
Happy Herzlichen.
- Berlin, here we come! - All right.
Wait. Where's your Leica?
So don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't know
- What was that? - We do not sell hash brownies.
Mi bello.
All right!
zussamen.
Like what?
We should try to have sex with every one of 'em.
Go on, you French bastards!
I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other anymore.
Did you say Fluggegecheimen?
How is this possible?
Hmm. Says here this town has a famous nude beach.
Actually, it's an M7.
Be my girl
You've really thought a lot about this, haven't you?
The best freakin' team in all the land! Whoo-hoo!
It’s Priyanka, a common Indian girls name
Our money, passports, tickets... Everything, gone!
Aren't we, boys?
- Hey. - Hey!
What are you talking about? Sweetie, I never cheated on you.
Merci.
Mieke. I'm here.
- Hey, you.
Jamie, could I borrow your Frommer's?
Oh here’s a fun fact… you lost 2 of 3 to the White Sox