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and never write to me again, and don't come to America.
Frommer's tried to tell you, but you just didn't listen.
Do you know if there's a train coming anytime soon?
Let me out!
THE COMMUNITY IS ON FIRE
all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on.
Whoo! We're going to Rome. We're going to Rome!
from Ohio.
Check it out.
You just lost to Schalke
- OK, mister, don't move. - Excuse me?
Ferma! Stop! You!
- Yeah!
Thanks.
boobs
Amsterdam's most erotic club,
To the group chat!
How about you guys? Did you...?
Hello, Mr. Walters.
She's not in here.
Listen, we're trying to get to Berlin, Germany.
I hate them 5s bastards
That's why France and Germany have always been allies.
And don't thank me. I should be thanking you.
- Where will we sleep? - What do you mean, sleep?
Those are my friends. We're supposed to go to Berlin...
You sold us a bad batch of hash brownies.
For the love of god, fluggengecheimen!
He works from 9 to 5 and then
That wanker's got a frog football shirt on!
I'm gonna rip away his pants and look at his dick, OK?
...predictable. - Smile!
Jenny!
MAIL
When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here.
And congratulations to you, Cooper.
Do they room all you pre-med geeks together?
What a retard!
Jenny, this is Europe.
Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!
This time I think I'll fly to Berlin direct.
Scotty has to know Scotty has to know
You fucking beep?!
Fired? Well, I...
- Go on without me. - All right. See ya.
.
We'll beep, you bastard, all over your fucking nose!
Mail, motherfucker!
What happened to you?
I have no idea what I'm going to say to that girl when I see her.
Yes, sir, I'll keep looking.
A country where a man is forced to make sex
That wanker's got a Spain football shirt on!
What?
Now, bud...
We'll beep, you bastard, all over your fucking nose!
Is that a Leica M6?
Scotty!
Berlin?
So, it was really nice to meet you.
then she gets on that boat and she's gone.
She'll be quite unreachable.
I speak bad German.
Congratulations, Hudson High Class of 2004.
Frommer's says it's illegal in the States
Chica! Chica!
sing the Manchester United song.
Warszawa Ni chuja do Warszawy
Hi, my name is Scott Thomas.
He's the girl, and you're the girl, and sometimes you're both the girl.
Thanks.
Don't tell Aidan
I got robbed.
She enrolled in a summer at sea program, based in Rome.
- Oh, no. It's OK.I'm catholic. - Take it off, goddamnit!
where the College of Cardinals, in a surprise move,
Let's change that... shall we?
I just can't, OK? I'm supposed to work for my dad this summer.
Mieke's in Berlin. We're not going to Berlin.
Have a very special day
Hello, Mr. Walters.
He's just trying to feed his robot family.
So don’t tell Winnie Winnie does’t know
I made my dreams come true
No! No, no, no!
I hate them Italian bastards.
Eh?
- I'm not gonna make it.
Greece sounds incredible.
You're on the wrong side of the road,
It's like dirt or something... go like this...
- We're going to be couriers? - Best way to get a cheap flight.
I'm not feeling a goddamn thing.
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Scotty doesn’t know... How to take a day off
I don't smoke.